Basel Forty

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment”

For a number of reasons I found myself standing in the bar at the War Memorial Sports Ground in SM5 at 7.35pm instead of in row 3 behind the goal at the St Jakobs Park in Basel last night.  It is a long story that involved very early flights, lots of work and the fear of rain.  But that is all for another day.  Dagenham Dan had taken up the baton, and his story can be heard later this week, but having finished my reports, collected the kids from school and basically topped up on the chores account, been allowed to choose a game for the evening.

There was no real choice to be truthful.  I needed something within an hour of home (as it was 6.30pm when the necessary CMF paperwork had been completed) that I had not visited before, thus ruling out everyone in the Rymans Premier bar one (There would have been two but Tooting & Mitcham’s game versus Croydon Athletic had been postponed as the latter dealt with the fall out from the Pakistan match fixing allegations)..and that was Carshalton Athletic.

For those unfamiliar with the geography of South London then Carshalton sort of blurs into Sutton and Croydon on the map.  North of the former and west of the latter it looks like any other suburban part of the Metropolis.  And that is what I thought as I headed across the A23 Purley Way, having never ventured into this part of the world before.  At some point along the A232 you must go through a looking glass into wonderland.  All of a sudden you reach a stretch of road with inviting pubs, and a very village feel complete with a couple of large duck ponds.  And pubs – did I mention those?  The Hope, The Racehorse, The Greyhound…if only I had more time.

I pulled up outside the ground and paid my £9 to experience something quite unique in non-league football.  A club that is wearing its heart on its sleeve.

Pick up a programme in the ground and the first thing you will read is this:-

“The club’s mission is to exceed the expectations of its shareholders, players, fans and customers.  We aim to be an all-inclusive community football club which serves the people of Carshalton, the London Borough of Sutton and the surround area.

On the pitch we aim to develop excellent junior, youth, academy and adult football teams who set the standard for others to strive to achieve”

This is a mission statement that many corporates would be proud of.  They go on to set five specific goals as well, to be achieved within 3 years :-

  • Achieve promotion to the Blue Square Bet South
  • Develop one of the youngest first team squads in English football
  • Develop and maintain a junior and youth set up of over 30 teams
  • Achieve over 3,000 club members
  • Be THE centre of community activity in the London Borough of Sutton

Ambitious stuff and you have to applaud a club who aims are so bold AND public.  The club also make a few bold statements on their website including the claim the serve “the best burgers in English football” and the fact they have one of the best clubhouses in the Non-leagues.

The club has gone through some ups and downs just like most in the non-leagues, with threats of homelessness, balanced with some good times in the last couple of decades.  They played in the Conference South in 2004/05 and 2005/06 before they were relegated back to the Isthmian Premier League where they have been ever since, although in May 2009 they came close to promotion when thanks to the ridiculous 39 league goals by Richard Jolly they reached the play offs, beating Tonbridge Angels 3-2 setting up a final with Staines Town.  However, it was the club from Middlesex that won 1-0 in extra time.

Last season was a struggle against relegation for too long after the departure of prolific scorer Jolly.  However, the new season has brought new optimism for the club and its fans with manager Mark Butler assembling a squad to challenge for promotion.

After a handful of games those hopes weren’t yet evident as the Robins had only four points, the same as visitors Tonbridge Angels.  To make matters worse, local rivals Sutton United sat top of the league with 13 points from 5 games.

So was the club as good as its word?  Would they excite my football taste buds as well?

Carshalton Athletic 3 Tonbridge Angels 2 – The War Memorial Sports Ground – Tuesday 7th September 2010
When was the last time you saw a really really good game of football?  Well if you were one of the 227 fans in the ground with me you would be raising your hand quicker than a child needing a pee in infants class.  This was a cracker – It had five goals, including a last minute winner; it had a controversial sending off; it had a great penalty save; it had referee baiting from the managers; it had a dog…..Yep for the first time EVER I saw someone with a dog in the ground who bounded up and down the touchline whenever the ball came that way.  And yes, the club house, with its pool table, three (THREE) dart boards and big screen TV’s was certainly up there with the best.  And the burger – well that will have to be for you to find out….

The ground is a real mixture of styles.  Enter the ground and look to your right and you will see a huge (for non-league standards) covered terrace that runs the length of the pitch which looks like it was transported from Leeds Road in Huddersfield, or the old North Bank at Upton Park.  Opposite this is a newish main stand that covers about a third of the pitch.  Next to it is the club house, and its picnic area – tables with umbrellas sat out so you can snack in comfort while you watch.  Behind each goal is a covered terrace, simple but effective.

So beer in hand I sat back and watched both teams try and play football even with some questionable refereeing from Mr O’Brien who managed to upset both benches.  Tonbridge boss Tommy Worrilow was incandescent with rage in the 20th minute when a blatant push off the ball on Liam Harwood resulted in the Tonbridge player exacting revenge with a tackle that he was lucky only to see yellow for.

First blood was drawn by Tonbridge when skipper Scott Kinch slammed the ball home from a well worked free kick in the 30th minute.  Carshalton responded quickly coming close to an equaliser when their centre forward dragged the ball wide when clean through.  It was a bad miss, and the friendly labrador howled in disbelief.

I headed into the bar to catch the half time highlights from Basel where the rain didn’t make me jealous at all of Dagenham Dan five hundred miles from home.  As luck would have it just as I stepped over the threshold at the bar Carshalton equalised.  I could lie and say it was a great team goal but I haven’t the foggiest.  Sorry.

The second half started with Tonbridge on the front foot.  Decent passing, getting the ball wide and trying to play the ball in between the Carshalton centre backs eventually paid off as Sherwin Stanley slotted the ball home in the 56th minute.  The Tonbridge fans around me purred with excitement, comparing the new striker to “A Rooney without the prostitutes” which was a bit far fetched I thought.

The game turned on one incident with twenty minutes to go.  Tonbridge’s Sonny Miles allowed Byron Harrison past him and bearing down on goal, and he took the only option in hauling him down on the edge of the penalty box.  Referee O’Brien had no option but to brandish a red, leaving Miles to try and work out how to get into the cage like tunnel on the edge of the box, much to the home fans amusement.  Up stepped Harrison but Lee Worgan made a great save.

Tonbridge put their backs to the wall and tried to hang onto their lead but it was not to be.  Seven minutes to go and Paul Johnson took the ball towards the Tonbridge goal and unleashed a shot and a half that flew into the net to level the scores.  Four minutes later and it was 3-2 to the home team as Harrison made up for his earlier penalty miss with a perfect header to give them the three points.

This was one of those games where the 90 minutes just flew past.  I worked out I had saved £250 by not going to Basel, spending instead less than £15 on admission and a couple of beers here.  Sure I didn’t get to sing “Engerland, Engerland, Engerland” or “No Surrender” but I was a darn site dryer than those fans in Switzerland, and I was home in less than 30 minutes.

My advice – Monday 27th December….Carshalton Athletic v Sutton United.  We will be the ones in the Greyhound from 11am!

More photos from the game can be found in our Flickr feed here.


  1. Good to hear of a splendid evening out and promising things coming from the Robins scum. Sorry, I mean Carshalton ;-) A few of us Palace like to wind each other up over the Sutton / Carshalton rivalry, and the excellent choice of current club by @MrJollyEsquire has fuelled this more than ever.

    The 27th December fixture should be a cracker, and I imagine our mob will be in the Racey as usual, although I would prefer the Greyhound. Avoid the Hope.

    On a technical point, I think of Carshalton as being East of Slutton (sic), rather than North, but that’s a minor quibble.

  2. Glad you enjoyed your visit, our games with the Angels always seem to be fun – whatever the outcome.

    Most of the fans aren’t aiming for promotion this year, we’d like some mid table obscurity for once, too many promotion and relegation battles over the last few years for our nerves to tak much more of it! It’ll take at least 3 years for the youth policy to really bring through the youngsters, the academy was started last year so most of the kids are only just 17 – they need a year of two of reserves footbal to be ready for the slightly more robust nature of the Ryman league.

    The friendly Labrador came from Tonbridge (owned by one of their board members) and was very well behaved in the boardroom at half time and after the match (unlike yours truly).

    Would suggest avoiding the Greyhound for the Christmas fixture, not as good as it once was. On the other hand, I would suggest trying the Hope – changed hands a couple of years ago and went from being a dive to one of the best real ale pubs in the south of London. The locals even bought the freehold a few months back and have big plans for improving the place even further.

  3. Actually, I had heard that the Hope had improved. Not difficult, mind. The Greyhound has waxed and waned many times over the years.

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