All is fair in love and football


You do feel for clubs that are penalised with points penalties through no fault of the current players or management team.  You feel even sorrier for the fans.  I know from bitter experience as a West Ham fan over the whole Tevez affair that your name can be dragged through the mud and the team suffer (yes, yes I know we should have been relegated but can we let that go now Blades fans) for years to come.

But what happens if the penalty happens to a promotion or relegation rival of your team?  What happens if the harsh penalty actually works significantly to your benefit? Where do you stand then?  Deep down you may feel sorry for the club, but outwardly are you not just walking around with a smile that the Mona Lisa would be proud of?

Just such an event happened yesterday, April Fools Day.  And whilst the FA are seen as a joke by many in the way they run our national game, especially at grass roots level, the decision was made after midday thus condemning them to another year of being the fool if it wasn’t true (as if they would need an excuse to continue their bizarre running of the game anyway).

You need a hand when you are down and out

St Albans City, fighting relegation from the Blue Square Bet South had their 10 point penalty for financial irregularities upheld.  The decision, relating back to events from over 3 years ago (!) has effectively relegated the team from the division.  They are now twelve points from safety with just six games to go.  If they do manage to get out of the situation then they deserve a spot in the Champions League.  It is hard to see where the club will go from here, as they have been on the brink of financial crisis for a few seasons now.  In fact on our last visit there in August 2009 saw them at odds with their programme printers and a simple A4 photocopied sheet was available (Another ridiculous FA rule – if a programme isn’t produced a club faces a fine or points penalties). Continue reading

The TBIR Blueprint for the future of Non League football – part 3


So six down, four to go in our agenda for change for the Non League game.  Parts one and two have gone down like a bacon sandwich on a hungover Sunday morning.  Finding three (you will see why not four at the end of this post) was incredibly hard as there are so many simple things we could do to change the game for the better.  So please excuse me if your “hot button” has not been included.  There is still time to contribute!

7. Make Non League Day a firm fixture in the calendar
James Doe deserves a medal for making the first ever Non League Day last September.  Not only did he have the energy to say “right let’s do it” but he was also able to get national media attention to the day. In short Non League day – what a brilliant idea!  My Non League team of choice Lewes FC hosted Hampton & Richmond Borough on a glorious sunny day and saw 694 fans flock into The Dripping Pan, up more than a hundred on games in previous weeks.  We also saw the likes of Jonathan Pearce, Mark Williams (From Fast Show and Harry Potter fame) and Dave Lamb (The voice of Come Dine with Me) come along to support their local club.

For those of you who have no idea what Non League Day is or was then shame on you!  It was a chance for all of those plastic Premier League and Football League (well, the higher placed clubs) to remember that there is more to life than a sanitised stadium, overpriced and undercooked food and players faking injuries.  It was a celebration of our Non League game and an opportunity for everyone to enjoy a game at the grass roots level of the game.

So what does it take to become a regular fixture on the calendar?  Three things really.

First.  Make sure that the FA recognises the day and therefore stipulates that home internationals are not played at 3pm on a Saturday (or preferably on a Saturday at all).  This day happened because the home game versus Bulgaria was played on the Friday night meaning no Premier League, nPower Championship and around half of the League One and Two games were played on the Saturday.  Take the game last weekend against Wales – couldn’t that have been played Friday night?  They play rugby union internationals in Cardiff on a Friday night without any issue? Or Sunday?

Secondly.  It takes a willingness of the clubs involved to adopt it as a special day.  Clubs need to do more to attract fans for this.  Many did last time out – Some offered 50% discount on admission, others put on special events.  But all clubs need to adopt the day and do something, otherwise it will be just like any other home game.

Thirdly.  Whilst I do not particularly advocate sponsorship for the sake of it, I actually think this would benefit from some sponsorship.  Why not make it like a “Red Nose Day” for clubs – do fundraising events, give some cash to grass roots football charities.  And get a national sponsor of the day who can use their marketing resources to really get the message across.

I would also suggest that it is held twice a season, planned so that ALL Non League clubs could benefit from hosting a game each season.  So in September it is Lewes versus Hampton & Richmond Borough, and then in March or April it could be the reverse fixture.  And let’s recognise the contribution of possibly the greatest man in Non League football, Tony Kempster (idea thanks to Danny Last) by naming the day after him….and getting at least a CBE for James Doe for his services to football.

8. Alleviate the financial catch 22 of promotion
This idea comes from Charlie Dobres, one of the directors of Lewes FC.  The cost of being promoted up the non-leagues can be crippling, each promotion seeming to cost almost exponentially more due to increased player wages, ground grading requirements, longer travelling distances and more. The step-up to Blue Square Bet Premier in particular, where almost all teams are now full-time, is a killer for small clubs. Increased crowds and sponsorship do not cover these promotions, so the inverse economics of non-league football is such that, the higher you go, the bigger the losses. Every time aspires to play at a higher level, but at what cost?  You can see the division in class both on and off the pitch between a Hayes & Yeading or a Histon, and a Luton Town or a York City.

Occasionally you are surprised by teams who seem to come from nowhere.  Fleetwood Town this season are making a real challenge to the top six but are being bankrolled.  Crawley Town?  Do not get me started on that whole situation?  AFC Wimbledon, a club built on solid community foundations.

So I would propose an ‘Escalator payment’ for promoted clubs. Funded by the Premier League/FA it would make a grant to promoted clubs sufficient to cover one season’s additional costs in the league above. This would give clubs more time to adjust to the step up and act as a safety net. At the moment, some clubs’ biggest fear is, ironically, the ‘threat’ of promotion. You can look at it as the other side of the coin to the parachute payments that a Premier League club gets on being relegated.

We all know that most clubs are held together financially by wealthy(ish) benefactors. That’s their choice, but the downside is an innate long-term instability in the club i.e. what happens when that person(s) goes away? So I propose a cap on the proportion of club income that can come from donations. Perhaps starting as high as 50% in year one, but ending up in year three (to create a soft landing) as no more than 20%. This would encourage and give clubs time to both replace this sugar-daddy money with genuine recurring, earnt in both gate receipts and commercial activities.

9. Scrap the ground grading farce
Following on from the financial catch 22 we have ground grading.  Take a look at the picture on the right?  Idyllic setting isn’t it?  This is the home of VCD, last season of the Ryman League North.  2009/10 was the first season at this level and they more than held their own.  Crowds were as you expect modest, in keeping with a regionalised league were attendances do not often break the three figure barrier.  They were accepted for promotion from the Kent Premier League to the Ryman in May 2009.  A year later after they finished in a respectable 8th place.  But then they were told that their Oakwood Road ground was not up to standard and they were relegated back to the Kent Premier League.

So a year after their ground was good enough to host crowds of 100 people they were told it wasn’t fit for the job despite them spending not insignificant sums of improvements.  As you can see from above – idyllic.  Two small stands, perimeter fencing, floodlights – all ticks in the boxes.  The issue was a 1metre wide path around the pitch.  It appears that this should have been a metre wide.  The club were given until mid June to sort this and they were on track to complete this work when all of a sudden in May the Isthmian League said “sorry but you have been relegated”.  You can read more here.

I have no issue with certain criteria needing to be met before clubs can play at a higher level, but the whole March deadline means more than often clubs have to gamble on paying for work on the slim chance they may be promoted.  Suppose that your team sits in 10th place in early January, five spots off the play offs but quite a few points away.  If you put a run together you could make 5th spot and thus get to the playoffs BUT there is a slim chance you may go up.  Only problem is you need to carry out a number of upgrades to the ground at a cost of several thousand pounds.  You only have a small window to carry out this work so you go ahead. Two weeks later your team suffers three serious injuries.  Then the bad weather starts and your next few home games are cancelled.  Sound familiar from the previous few seasons?  So extra money is needed just to get a team out yet there is no money coming through the turnstiles.  That is the issue.  Clubs have to gamble far too early in the season.  Why not make the deadline say in May or even later?

What is the difference between playing in front of 75 in Step 5, 100 in Step 4 and 250 in Step 3?  Or is this simply rules for the sake of rules?

So there we have it.  Nine sensible, logical and workable ideas.  But we all know that those three bedfellows do not resonate with the powers that be.  I will be sending the whole list to the FA and the respective Non League administrators for their comment, but I doubt I will get a response.  But before that I want a number ten.  After all a list is not really complete unless it is a top 10 so I want YOUR ideas for the tenth item.  We have a few such as change the playoff system so that it involves a team from the league above, change the regionalisation of the leagues and scrap the rule that says all teams over a certain level have to produce a match day programme.

So in the words of Deliah, “Let’s be ‘aving you”

The only way is Essex


Caution casual surfers.  This post has NOTHING to do with that trashy reality TV programme of the same name.  I have no interest in the fake tans, fake boobs, fake accents and the lives of people from Britain’s most derided county (OK, fake boobs are alright if you insist).  Instead this is about football.  More specifically one of the biggest banker away victories known to man.  Runaway (ish) leaders against second from bottom in the Blue Square Bet South.  A team in form and nailed on for promotion against one that has lost heavily in four of their last five games.

Hardly ideal current form, although it has to be added that the four games where Lewes have lost in have been against 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th in the league.  So it make sense to get Braintree Town, top of the pile, out of the way before the serious business of avoiding relegation can start again. Continue reading

The TBIR Blueprint for the future of Non League football – part 2


After the successful launch of our campaign, and our feature on the BBC Non League Show no less we are ploughing on with points 4 to 6 on our agenda for change.  To review or comment on points 1 to 3 click here, otherwise forever hold your peace.

4. All clubs to offer free entry to under 16’s.
Let’s face it, children should not have to pay to watch football.  In fact how many actually watch the whole game anyway? Earlier in March I took both of my young children to Chelmsford City.  They were charged £3.50 each.  £7 for two under ten’s who were then going to spend about the same on snacks, sweets and drinks.  They saw no value in the £7.  How is charging that amount encouraging parents to bring their children to the games.

Kids go free, but Leprechauns are extra

Families are being priced out of the professional game.  Even in League Two, a child of 7 years old can be charged at up to £10.  In the Blue Square Bet Premier some clubs charge up to £7 for juniors which again is far too high.

My reasoning?  The pocket money test.  Apparently the average weekly pocket money for a ten year old in England is £4.92, well according to the Daily Mail so it’s not 100% correct.  In the Fuller household it is £2.50, rising to £3.50 for chores.  So according to Crawley Town, if a ten year old wanted to go to a game they will have to pay twice the weekly “salary” of my ten year old.  To put that in an adult context, if they charged the same twice the weekly wage to get in then a ticket to watch a Blue Square Bet Premier league game would cost over £1,600!

At the start of this season I did some research on behalf of Lewes FC on ticket prices.  The cheapest basic entry in the league was £9, the most expensive £11.50 (Chelmsford City again).  But only two clubs offered free entry for the under 16’s – Lewes and Farnborough.  Since then a number of clubs have brought in the scheme realising the value it has as a marketing tool. Continue reading

The TBIR Blueprint for the future of Non League football – part 1


Non league football is the lifeblood of the game today, yet gets little attention from the media (apart from radio shows like the excellent BBC Non League Show or the Non League Paper).  It is not in the best of shape to put it mildly.  In the past year numerous clubs have gone to the wall, with not even a batting of an eye from the Premier League or the Football League.  So what can we do about it?  Well, we’ve got our heads together and come up with our 10 point agenda for change, our manifesto if you like.  Today we launch part one covering the first three points.

1. Create standard co-operation partnership agreements between Premier League/Football League clubs and Non League teams.
Now this may seem like madness, but there is significant sense in this move as the Hyde/Manchester City model has shown. Last summer, after coming perilously close to being wound up in the High Court, Blue Square Bet South’s Hyde United signed a three year “partnership” agreement with Manchester City. City would refurbish Hyde United’s Ewen Fields ground and play their Elite Squad (aka reserve) games there and in return Hyde would lose the United and change their kit from red and white to white and blue (with a distinctly Man City-like diagonal stripe).

Nine months on and a visit to the ground does indeed show how smart it is, resplendent with perimeter boards for Etihad and Umbro. However on the field the team have continued to struggle and again this year face a tough fight against relegation. The excellent Ian King over at Twohundredpercent wrote about these odd bedfellows last year. Continue reading

Are you watching David Gold?


£18.50 for this view?

The thought of having to watch my football in a half empty athletics stadium is as appealing as watching a DVD box set of Kerry Katona and Katie Price’s TV highlights. From significant experience of watching games overseas in grounds where you are up to 30 metres from the action I cannot remember one match which I can say was watchable when played in such a stadium. I’ve been to some of the best in the world – Berlin’s OlympiaStadion, Barcelona’s Montjuic, Istanbul’s Ataturk and Vienna’s Ernst Happel, and I’ve been to some of the worst – Rotherham’s Don Valley, Brighton’s Withdean and Moscow’s Dinamo Stadium. And the one thing that links them all is the fact that there is very little atmosphere, and this translates to the players.  Are you listening Sullivan, Gold et al?  Of course not. Our good friend Ian King wrote in When Saturday Comes this month about the real losers in the whole Olympic Stadium farce were of course the fans who simply weren’t consulted.  As a club member at West Ham I can certainly agree with that, never once having been asked my opinion about the move. Continue reading