The return of the King

There is an unwritten law in football that when you play against a former manager you are always going to lose.  Last week West Ham finally crushed their voodoo with ‘Appy ‘Arry at the 8th attempt since he was given the boot back in 2001 in the 1-0 win over Spurs.  Last season Chelsea’s dreams of a treble were ruined by none other than ex manager “The Special One” then at Inter Milan and who can ever forget the triumphant return to Melchester Rovers by Roy Race when he was at Walford Rovers in 1983.

So when Farnborough Town were promoted from the Zamaretto (Southern) League last season all Lewes fans marked the 2nd October 2010 as a certain away defeat. Farnborough manager had legendary status at Lewes after taking them to the Conference South title in 2008.  What made this all the more amazing was that on the eve of the final day of the season it was announced King’s contract, along with virtually all of the team’s contracts would not be renewed.  The result?  Lewes played their first season at the highest non league level with a novice as a manager, and a squad ill prepared for the likes of Oxford United, York City and Burton Albion.  And King? Well him and a fair number of those players from that Lewes Championship winning squad ended up in Farnborough.

It should be exciting times at the Rushmoor stadium.  Farnborough are climbing the leagues again, and there has been some serious investment in the ground.  Just twenty four hours after the Lewes game then club were due to host the Nepalese national team.  Why you may ask?  Well apparently due to the proximity of the Gurka regiment’s home, Farnborough has one of the biggest Nepalese communities in the UK.

The original plan was to meet the rest of the Lewes Lunatic Fringe in the Hawley Arms, a pub that has got the lowest rating I have ever seen on the excellent website Beer in the Evening – a massive 1.8 out of 10.  However, Danny, Deaks and Dave in the advanced party informed that the pub had shut down and so instead we would have to make do with the Farnborough Dugout bar.  A real hardship as it turned out.

The TBIR team had been delayed in leaving the office.  Around midnight the night before there was a large bang from under the stairs and all of our electrics went off.  I slipped on the old handyman outfit from the “bottom draw” and with a promise of a “good tip” from CMF when I fixed the problem I began to check all the fuses.  All were in order, our neighbours had power and there was no logical reason for the lack of juice.  Wind forward 12 hours and we were still without electricity, awaiting a professional.  Being such a wonderful woman CMF said I could go and she would wait in for the “handy man”…sometimes I question her motives.

An hour later we parked literally outside the front door of the Rushmoor stadium in Farnborough, took advantage of the excellent family ticket (£10 for me, Lolly and Liam), shook hands with our glorious leaders and found ourselves in the very smart bar in the main stand.  Looking around at the plush surroundings you would be hard pressed to think you were in a Conference South ground.  So comfortable were the settings that a number of fans simply didn’t move when it was time for the action to start.

Part of Farnborough’s ambitious plans is the new Prospect Road End which will be a 1,300 all seater stand, but is already more than a year late and shows little signs of completion any time soon.  Quite why the club need such a large structure was lost not only on the Lewes fans, but also the home ones standing at the far end.

Lewes’s form coming into the game wasn’t good.  Apart from the 2-0 win in the cup last week, they were on a run of six consecutive defeats.  And with our David Wheeler out injured the signs didn’t look good, even when Farnborough announced that eBay would be playing for them – hardly fair including one of the world’s biggest online companies in your starting line up.

Farnborough FC 1 Lewes 0 – Cherrywood Road – Saturday 2nd October 2010
Whilst these are exciting times for Farnborough, I was actually present at the biggest moment in their history.  On 4th January 1992 the club travelled to Upton Park to play West Ham “at home” in the FA Cup and came away with a brilliant 1-1 draw.  A few days later they returned for the replay, losing 1-0 to a last gasp Trevor Morley goal.  Five divisions separated the clubs on that day. Nearly nineteen years later approximately 21,000 less were in the ground for this game but the atmosphere was almost as good as you get at Upton Park these days.

Faced with just one “end”, the Lewes fans took up their position behind the goal with the Farnborough “under fives”.  The banter was loud and amusing most of the times – a mutual love for King, a mutual mocking of the unfinished stand opposite.  Lewes fans threw in songs about Aldershot, Farnborough for some reason assumed that all Lewes fans came from Brighton and started down the homophobic chanting.  One classic comment when one of the yoofs was asked if he drove a pimped up Nova was “no mate, a Corsa”.  Classic.

You may get the impression that such incidents distracted us from the football – and you would be right.  Lewes played Gradwell up front on his own, and with Wormull sitting deep, created very little in a half ruined by a fussy ref who loved to stop play whenever he could.  And it was in the result of one of these stoppages that Farnborough took the lead when Ibe (aka eBay) was allowed to turn in the area and poke the ball past the impressive Winterton in the Lewes goal.

There was more of the same in the second half, especially when Gradwell was replaced by Dan Beck and the game petered out as the rain began to fall again.  I cannot remember Lewes actually having one single chance on goal.  Farnborough hit the post towards the end of the game, but in truth the referee caused them more problems, booking players at will.

It was left to a debate about what you would put in football’s Room 101 if you were in charge of the game.  Coloured boots would be outlawed – Farnborough had all eleven players at one point sporting “trendy boots”, something that would make our friends over at Fancy Dan Boots quiver with excitement.  Second up would be cycling shorts – pointless modern day cockpieces and finally Stan Collymore – simple as that although Deaksy’s submission that Linesmen should be made to wear shin pads because men wearing football socks pulled up “is just wrong” gained a snigger from the portly linesman.

Full time and a seven consecutive defeat for Lewes was bad, but when the results started to come through Boreham Wood’s surprise win over Dartford meant that the Rooks hit rock bottom of the league – ouch. It’s going to be a long long season.  Still at least I returned home to artificial light and television – thank the lord for Kevin the sparky!

More photos from the game can be found on our Flickr stream here.

1 Comment

  1. It was the usual chants and songs that are aimed at Lewes fans in terms of their proximity to Brighton. “Does your boyfriend know your here”, “You’re too ugly to get a bird” etc…It wasn’t aimed at any particular person and is water off a ducks back to Lewes fans. However, it is still wrong

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