A fond farewell…sort of


Humans are rubbish at saying goodbye.  We will put something off as long as we can, often kidding ourselves that we will get “one final chance” to say farewell, even when deep down we know it’s not going to happen.  I’ve known for three years that at some point I would be making my final visit to Upton Park yet when the realisation comes that “this is it” I didn’t really know what to think.

26578670721_9db220e464_zI recently worked out I had seen West Ham play at The Boleyn Ground over 300 times.  My first visit was back in 1976, coming to a game with my Dad and brother against Burnley.  I’ve seen promotions, relegation, riots, sit-ins, utter jubilation and crushing defeats.  As a father I remember bringing both my children to the ground for the first time, hoping that they would fall in love with the stadium just like I had.  One hated her first experience of football so much (and we were sitting in a box!) that she vowed never to come back.  There are few games that for one reason or another I don’t recall.  Despite the game becoming this global, polished marketing vehicle, the life that teems around Upton Park on a match day hasn’t really changed in that 40 years.  Ken’s Cafe, Nathan’s Pie and Mash, the same bloke selling the programmes (the one with the pierced ear and funny teeth).  I still wonder today what happened to the Monkey Nuts seller on the North Bank.

There was never going to be a chance of getting a ticket for Swansea City, or latterly Manchester United.  Football doesn’t work on compassion and nostalgia these days.  My years of loyal support and tens of thousands of pounds count for nothing – it is all about the here and now, and I have no issues with that having given up my season ticket six seasons ago.  So my chance to say goodbye was going to be in the Premier League Development Squad League Cup Final First Leg (nothing like a catchy title) against Hull City on a freezing cold April night.

West Ham’s current owners do some things really well. But they also far too often go back to type and think of the fans as ATM machines, happy to dish out cash on demand.  Take the start of this season where West Ham had qualified for the Europa League for the first time in over a decade.  Tickets for those opening games were priced from £10.  That is cheaper than watching games eight levels below the Premier League.  Consequently virtually every ticket for the three games played at The Boleyn Ground sold out.  A few days after the last of those games was a friendly arranged against Werder Bremen where the ticket prices were doubled.  The attendance? Well let’s just say tickets were available to buy on the day.

The positive vibes the clubs created by announcing a year in advance of the move to the Olympic Stadium with some of the cheapest season ticket prices in the Premier League were seriously undone by the legal wranglings over the exact details of the stadium deal. 26578680771_7a998b40f8_zA walk around the stadium store just shows how much money the owners have tried to make out of this final year at The Boleyn Ground.  Almost every item under the sun had a “Farewell Boleyn” logo on.  Based on the number that had started to appear in the bargain buckets, I guess fans have got “farewell” fatigue.

Every fan will have their own special memories of the ground and meeting up with Dagenham Dan and Brian we spent a fair amount of time taking a trip down memory lane to the most obscure places.  In the fullness of time I am sure I will remember more but for me the five most vivid memories have been:-

West Ham 5 Notts County 2 – August 1978 – My first real season at Upton Park and on the opening day a team inspired by Devonshire and Brooking scored four first half goals to top the league. I assumed from my spot on the lip over the entrance to the South Bank, just in front of the man bar that every game would be as easy as this….

West Ham 1 Dynamo Tblisi 4 – March 1981 – Almost 35,000 squeezed into Upton Park to see one of the finest performances ever witnessed at the ground.  The Russians (now Georgians) arrived for this European Cup Winners Cup Quarter-Final as relative unknowns but undid a West Ham side who had lost just a handful of games all season.  Even now I can remember the names of players such as Chivadze, Chilaya and Shengalia. By the time we reached the ground at 7pm, the North Bank and West Stands were full, but for some reason nobody was using the “away fans” turnstile – the first time I ever stood in that corner of the old South Bank.

West Ham 6 Aldershot 1 – January 1991 – Non-League Aldershot had managed a 0-0 draw in the initial tie in this FA Cup 3rd Round tie and with the replay also to be played at Upton Park I took the opportunity to take my then girlfriend of 9 months to The Boleyn Ground for the first time.  She hated the whole experience of standing on a cold and wet South Bank, despite the six West Ham goals.  I had to act fast to turn a desperate situation around so I proposed, kneeling down in the passenger foot-well of her pink Fiat Panda at some traffic lights in Walthamstow.  She said yes and for the next year I wasn’t allowed near a football ground because we were “wedding planning”.  By the time we drew with Non-League Farnborough a year later at the same stage of the cup, the wedding was off and I was again back on the South Bank.

West Ham 2 Ipswich Town 0 – May 2004 – After the shock of dropping out of the Premier League on the last day of the previous season, West Ham made a real hash of trying to immediate return, losing to sides such as Gillingham, Rotherham United and Millwall.  We scrapped into the Play-offs, winning just five of our last ten and then lost to Ipswich Town at Portman Road in the first leg.  This was the Pardew “Moore than just a football club” era and the noise levels at the ground on the night of the second leg were off the scale.  Etherington brought us back into the tie just after half-time and then Christian Dailly scrambled home a winner with twenty minutes to play to send nearly 32,000 Hammers fans into delirium….”Oh Christian Dailly, you are the love of my life, Oh Christian Dailly, I’d let you shag my wife, she’s got curly hair too”.  Less said about the final in Cardiff the better.

West Ham 3 Newcastle United 1 – September 2008 – In one of the first games of the Zola era I decided to bring my daughter to her first West Ham game.  I gave up my Season Ticket in the Bobby Moore lower to watch a team featuring Ilunga, Behrami and David  Di Michele.  The little Italian shone on that day, scoring two in the 3-1 win but more importantly giving every fan hope that we had found the new Di Canio.  Some of the football played on that afternoon was sublime and hard to forget, unlike the performance two weeks later against Bolton Wanderers where we lost by the same scoreline where it was hard to remember.

There are a host of other games that have less positive memories of course plus a huge bunch of matches that just merge into one.  Any fan could wax lyrical about their team’s performances over the year, with their most memorable games being close to their heart.  Being in the stadium one last time brings all of those to the fore, just like the memories of a dearly departed friend or love one.  As Shankly said, football isn’t a matter of life or death – it is more important than that.  Whilst I wouldn’t 100% agree, I do see on the emotional side where he was coming from.

26578684361_98d38ac4d4_zLooking around the ground before kick off it is still hard to fathom why the club feel the need to move.  With just the old East Stand needing redevelopment to make the stadium a more than comfortable 40,000 all seater, blind ambition seems to have got in the way of sense.  This season has taught us a number of things.  Firstly, you don’t need a massive stadium, nor billions of pounds to challenge (and win) at the top of the table.  The fact that West Ham are still chasing a Champions League spot with three games to go has nothing to do with the stadium but the squad assembled.  Secondly, clubs that have ignored their youth development will temporarily be replaced in the hierarchy.  Both Chelsea and Manchester United have suffered this season, primarily down to the old guard simply not reaching the standards required.  Again, that has nothing to do with the stadium.  Finally, it is about the football club being part of the community – moving to the Olympic Stadium will remove the club from the kill parts of this small area of London.

I get the fact this is about ambition and about being able to compete at the highest level of the Premier League but we also have to be realistic.  Only a small number of clubs can compete for the major honours and we have to go head to head against some of the world’s most wealthiest clubs – the new TV deal will make the rich, richer.  Investment will be required and I am not sure our current owners are willing to make that additional step once the club moves to the new ground.

West Ham United DS 1 Hull City DS 1 – The Boleyn Ground – Monday 25th April 2016
In some ways a crowd of over 10,000 for this game was quite impressive, but with tickets on sale for as little as £4 for adults and only a few more games left in the ground I expected more.  There was a danger that the football would become a mere side-show but fortunately a decent game, punctuated by some excellent performances ensured that a fine balance between nostalgia and excitement was maintained.

26371043240_ee9b71b1c6_zDespite the last-gasp winner for substitute Djair Parfitt-Williams, West Ham dominated the game with the stand-out player being Martin Samuelsen, who impressed back in pre-season in a number of games and was again displaying some of the impressive skills that have seen him play regularly in League One this season at Peterborough United.  At the back, a mature performance from Reece Oxford ensured that it was unlikely Hull would ever be leaving East London with anything more than a point from a goal-less draw.

It is hard to imagine how many of the squad will go onto be regulars in the first team.  Sam Byron signed in a high-profile move from Leeds United, whilst Josh Cullen has been playing at Bradford City.  Whilst the Europa League run last season gave us a taste of the potential future talent at the club, few have been regulars in the first team squad yet.  The fabled West Ham academy production line seems to have temporarily gone on strike, although the purposes of youth development for Premier League clubs has changed so much in such a short period of time to almost being defensive in approach rather than looking to polish the diamonds of tomorrow.

As the rain and sleet fell at the end of the game there were a few fans shedding a tear as they posed for one last photo next to the pitch.  For my final visit there was no queue at the bar at The Boleyn nor was there one to get into the tube station at Upton Park – hardly like old times then.

The Boleyn Ground – 1904 to 2016 – Rest in Pieces

More Woes for West Ham


I have been very specific in the past about not writing about my beloved West Ham. This is not due to the fact that nothing happens regarding the Hammers, or that I am less passionate about my 10 mile round trips across the Thames to The Boleyn Ground. It is more to do with the fact that it is hard to report impartially on the events at the club. You see, like most West Ham fans at the moment, we love the team but are embarrassed at what is going on behind the scenes so far. If you have been on a far away planet for the past 10 weeks, let me bring you up to speed with Europe’s most incident prone club.

After supposedly rescuing us from relegation in 2007 after a remarkable last ten games of the season when West Ham won 7 and drew 2, the knives were out for manager Alan Curbishley from day one of the 2007/08 season. Performances at home were as dire as any fan had seen in living memory, and some of our manager’s purchases were bizarre to say the least (Nigel Quashie, Calum Davenport, Luis Boa Morte all spring to mind here). However, due to the weakness of the Premier League we stayed almost fixed in 10th place from January onwards, above the so called top 4 challengers, Newcastle United and Tottenham.

Towards the end of the season the board moved to undermine manager Alan Curbishley even further by appointing a Director of Football who would oversee the “Transfer Policy” of the lub. Curbishley came out with the right political lines at the time that this appointment would allow him to concentrate on team matters, but the writing was on the wall. The club had no faith in him, but didn’t want to be seen to be pushing him over the cliff. After all, name one situation in English football when the Manager / Director of Football arrangement had actually worked? It failed with Dalgish and Harford at Blackburn Rovers, It failed in Harry Redknapp’s first spell at Portsmouth and it failed with Frank Arnesen and Jacques Santini at Spurs and then on the eve of this game it failed spectacularly at Spurs again as not only manager Ramos and coach Poyet being sacked but also the Director of Football Damian Comolli.  Oh how we laughed at Spurs!

Just two weeks into the season the severe economic conditions led to the collapse of the club’s sponsor and travel company XL. The club reacted immediately by removing all signs of XL from the club website and the ground. However, they were unable to to get new shirts organised in time for the game versus West Bromwich Albion so the club officials stayed up all night sewing patches over the XL logo in some Mickey Mouse idea of suitability. Worse was to come the following week as the club declined to put a short term fix in place (the fans put forward the logo for the Bobby Moore Cancer Trust on the front) but instead turned the patch into a number. Classy.

A few days later it was announced that the West Ham Chairman had been a guarentor for a number of loans made from his Icelandic Bank to XL, putting serious financial pressure on him. But the worse was to come in early August.

Fed up with the actions of the board in deciding to sell George McCartney and Anton Ferdinand to Sunderland despite being told he did not need to trim his squad, Curbishley was amazed to see four new foreign players report for duty at Chadwell Heath on the day after deadline day. At the end of his tether, Curbishley walked out of the club. The ironic thing was that the one thing the fans had been crying out to see was some old fashion West Ham attacking play, especially at home, and Curbishley had delivered that with 10 goals in the first three games at Upton Park.

So the search went on for a new manager. The main names in the frame were Croatian manager and ex-West Ham centre back Slavan Bilic, ex-Inter manager Roberto Mancini, ex-Italian National team coach Roberto Donadoni, Brian Laudrup and Gianfranco Zola, one of the “nicest men in football”. Bilic’s stock fell dramatically after Croatia’s 4-1 defeat to England in Zagreb, Mancini was discounted after it appeared the club would have to pay compenstation to Inter Milan, and Laudrup chose the “greatest job in European club football” at CSKA Moscow. With Donadoni wanting some exorbatent wage demands the board chose inexprienced Zola, and he was in place for our home game against Newcastle United at the end of September.

Just days before the game the Griffiths Tribunal Panel announced their ruling on the Tevez affair. So despite being fined a record £5.5m by the Premier League in April 2007, a second panel was asked by Sheffield United to sit in judgement. Their finding was that Tevez had materially contributed at least 3 points to West Ham’s relegation fight, and as such they would have been relegated instead of Sheffield United if Tevez was not playing. This ruling led to calls of compensation talk of £30m to £50m in lost revenue from Sheffield United, and then in a move that sums up our litigious society perfectly, the Sheffield United players threatened to sue West Ham for “loss of earnings and potential transfer fees”. Pathetic. The case seemed to hinge on the fact that in April 2007 when the original decision was passed, West Ham were told they needed to tear up the 3rd party ownership contract they had with MIS and register the player as a 100% West Ham player. The club, or specifically, CEO Scott Duxbury said this had happened, but in reality he did a secret deal with MIS to leave the registration in place. So what was Duxbury’s penalty for his actions? The sack? Prosecution? Demotion? Not at West Ham. Duxbury was given a raise!

So, with Zola’s first home game a resounding success against Newcastle United the club were all smiles on the pitch. However, off the pitch things were not very rosey. The chairman’s Icelandic bank was declared insolvent, leading to a take over from the government in an unprecedent move in the financial markets. So, we became a club with no sponsor, a manager with no experience, a club with a £30m fine hanging over our head, a Chairman with half of a country’s savers after his blood, oh and a centre forward who was out for the season again- yes the curse of Dean Ashton had struck again and after just 3 starts he was ruled out for the remainder of the season with an ankle injury.

The team went into the game at home versus Bolton Wanderers knowing that a win would take them to the top of the Premier League – a feat never before achieved by the club. Of course trust West Ham to deny logic and a 3-1 defeat, followed by a 1-0 loss away to Premier League surprise package Hull City was enough to restore mid-table mediocrity.

So next up was Arsenal. Wenger’s young team had been purring so far this season. His selection of a starting XI of an average age of 22 in Istanbul during the week for the Champions League game versus Fenerbahce was seen as madness by some, but they romped to a 5-2 win. However, we have a good recent record against the Gunners, including the infamous double in 2006/07 when we became the first team to win at the Emirates in March 2006. The good news was that the club had managed to bring in a couple of new loan signings, including Tristan who was one of the leading scorers in La Liga for a number of seasons when he spearheaded the Deportivo La Coruna attack.

I had missed the game against Bolton Wanderers as I was in Alton Towers with the Little Fullers, and the previous game versus Newcastle United had been Lolly’s first game at Upton Park so we sat in the Family Stand. Therefore I was returning to my proper seat for the first time in over 6 weeks. Football Jo had joined us for Sunday lunch to give us an update on her spectacular failures in trying to snare a husband. We often remind her of the pressure on her to at some point marry so that the Little Fullers can be bridesmaids. However, she is getting so picky about men in her old age, and still believes that a young athletic David James lookalike with a fetish for clothes pegs is out there somewhere for her.

West Ham United v Arsenal – The Boleyn Ground – Sunday 26th October 2008 4pm
So Zola surprised us all by putting out a very attacking side with Di Michele, Cole and a fit at last Craig Bellamy forming the front 3 in a 4-3-3.  Oh how times have changed sinced Curbishley left.  Arsenal on the other hand took the chance to rest Toure and Adebayor after their win in midweek and one eye on the derby versus Spurs in midweek.

Arsenal certainly dominated the early exchanges with Van Persie and Walcott looking impressive.  At the heart of West Ham’s defence was the Ginger Monster, James Collins who at last was fit after over a year out.  He is one of the most underrated players in the Premier League, and anyone who saw his performance for Wales recently in Germany will understand what an awesome player he is.  West Ham’s game plan seemed to be to sit back and soak up pressure, before breaking quickly.  Walcott was a real thorn in the side of the defence and he came the closest in the early exchanges when he struck the bar.

It was a good job that Robert Green had re-discovered his form as he was called into action on a number of occasions in the first thirty minutes, making brilliant saves from Bendtner and Van Persie.  Both Scott Parker and Fabregas went into the referees book for strong challenges in the first half.

So after a goal less first half, which was about even it was a surprise to see West Ham come out and sit deep again.  Arsenal continued to push and probe and Van Persie came close with a free kick which hit the post and rebounded into play.  It was good to see the Respect campaign working so well, with both Song and Clichy booked for fouls by the referee yet refusing to go and talk to him despite him asking.  So what is the point of the campaign?  Why don’t referees simply send players off for this?  Simple reason as my mate Goff says – it only applies to teams outside the big 4 clubs!

The breakthrough came in the 75th minute when Upson was left stranded with an injury on the floor and Arsenal played on, Adebayor shot and Julian Faubert diverted the ball into his own net.  West Ham players fell to the floor knowing the game was up and Zola made his first mistake of the day by introducing the idiot Boa Morte.

We threw everyone forward and with 90 minutes up Gallas appeared to handle the ball in the area.  A number of players stopped to protest and took their eye off the ball as Bendtner fired a ball over the stranded defence, and Adebayor beat the onrushing Green, took his time and slotted home.  There was still time for Carlton Cole to get himself sent off for a late tackle on Song, although it was harsh to say the least.

The result was hardly a surprise.  The performance though was encouraging.  Still at least we aren’t Tottenham!!!