Simon Cowell – where are you now?


Just 10 days after the Copenhagen derby I was back.  Back in Parken, back drinking with Ivar the magician and back watching FCK.  The seats in the stadium had been repaired, and this time I had a media pass thanks to Charles Maskelyne, the first Danish person I had ever met who hailed from Ipswich.

Ready for Simon Cowell

For that game against Brondby the whole city had held its breath waiting for something to happen.  Tonight with less than a third of the ground full the talk was actually about the forthcoming X-Factor Live Final due to take place on the following weekend rather than FCK’s potential 8th consecutive clean sheet that would break a league record.   But still it gave us the opportunity to meet up again with Ivar and experience the Parken Tower – think a tube filled with 4 litres of your finest Carlsberg served at your table – what a pre-match warm up!

FCK FC Nordjaelland – Parken – Wednesday 24th March 2010

Thanks for remindiung us Carlsberg

The first thing to mention is the roof was closed.  Obviously X-Factor was taking precedent here with the lighting rig already up but we were here to see history.  FC Nordjaelland’s 100 or so fans gave a good account of themselves throughout the game, proudly waving their flags (did you know it is severely frowned upon to fly a Danish flag after 6pm?  And whatever you do never mention a German flag!) but they were outplayed by a FCK team in the first twenty minutes who were walking to the SAS Ligean title after some pre-Christmas challenges from OB and AGF, or so we thought.

The amazing thing is that the away team managed to keep the scoreline at 0-0 for so long.  In fact if it wasn’t for a fine reaction save from Johan Wiland in the FCK goal on 34 minutes it was have been 1-0 to FC Nordjaelland.

I am not often distracted by adverts around the pitch but when flashes up as Men2rent.dk you have to think about what market they are trying to attract? (it is a recruitment agency according to my learned friend sitting next to me!).  So half time came and went with no score on the board and apart from that one FCN header very little to write home about which was quite handy considering the tower of Carlsberg still sitting heavily in my beer stomach (my girls have a desert tummy which means they can be “full” of their dinner but still find room for ice cream/cake/pancakes so I apply the same principles to beer).

1-0 FCN

Fifty four minutes in and the script was well and truly torn up as FCN’s Patrice Bernier was allowed to run to the edge of the box unchallenged before planting the ball into the corner of the FCK net with a shot that any Wolves player (too painful to remember from last night) would have been proud of and send FCK’s record clean sheet attempt up in smoke.

FCK went straight up the other end and should have scored from a chance created for Hutchinson but amazingly instead found themselves 2-0 just five minutes later when Nicki Bille Nielsen somehow lobbed the ball over Wiland in the FCK goal with a mis-hit shot from 20 yards.  A few minutes later FC Nordjaelland took off Sibuisio Zuma and in one of those rare “we don’t care about who you play for now” moments, all of the sparse crowd gave the former FCK player a generous round of applause – just as player like Rooney would get at Everton, or Lampard at Upton Park.

Sixty eight minutes in and Dame N’Doye (no relation to Dame Judy Dench or Maggie Smith I should add) had FCK’s best chance when he turned the FCN defender and smacked the ball against the bar, giving the crowd the feeling this was going to be a bad day at the office.   Hutchinson followed this up with another bad miss as the clock ran down into single digits, but it has to be said that FC Nordjaelland deserved their win even more so than Wolves did at Upton Park last night.   FCK had disappointed, creating few chances and spurning the opportunity to go six points clear at the top.

Gronkjaer choses Cheryl

So to the post match activities.  As regular readers of the blog will know my Danish extends to “yes”, “no” and “you’re fired” so I wasn’t expecting much from the press conference.  I did pick up that FC Nordjaelland were “over the moon” with the result and that FCK’s management were “as sick as a parrot” but that is about it.  My one question to Jesper Gronkjaer – “Danni or Cheryl – which one?” went unanswered but not for the want of trying!

Welcome to the 7th most expensive city on earth


In February 2009 the consultancy firm Mercer produced their annual list of the 50 most expensive cities in the world to live in.  The report, available here, showed that Tokyo had become the most expensive city in the world to live in, knocking down Moscow from their top spot in 2008.  Despite the rip off of London Transport, London had slipped down to 16th.  Sitting 7th for the second year in a row was the capital of cool, Copenhagen.  Home to Carlsberg, bacon and lovely little bundles of blonde fun it had also become my official second home as a decent promotion at work (Business Manager, Nordic Regions if you would believe) meant that I would be spending alot more time in Denmark.  Part of my package was a very nice waterfront flat, which I gratefully accepted.  All I had to do was furnish it, clean it and buy all those essentials a man needs to make it through the working week.

CMF came over to give the place a once over last week, and drew up a list of essentials for the flat.  So, ladies and gentlemen, find below ten examples why Copenhagen is in the top ten again.  At the time of going to press there was 8.6 Danish Kroner to the £.

1. A bottle of Head and Shoulders shampoo – Boots @ Bluewater £2.29.  Facta supermarket in Copenhagen 62 Danish Kroner (£7.16).

2. Marmite.  An absolute essential in the Fuller household – Sainsburys @ Chislehurst £1.79.  Copenhagen 52 DKR (£6)* I did try to smuggle some in – see Marmitegate below.

3. Lloyd Grossman Tomato & Chili sauce – Tesco @ Borough £1.98.  Copenhagen 55 DKR (£6.34).

4. Findus Crispy Pancakes – Iceland @ Scumville £1.09.  Copenhagen 67DKR (£7.74).

5. Andrex soft arse toilet roll – Co-Op @ New Eltham £1.99.  Copenhagen 48DKR (£5.54).

6. A pair (why are they always called a pair when there is only 1?) of scissors – Ikea @ Lakeside – £0.79.  Ikea @ Copenhagen 37DKR (£4.28)

7. Duracell AA batteries 4 pack (for my remote controls) – Dixons @ Stansted Airport – £2.29.  Copenhagen 50DKR (£5.78).

8. FHM Magazine – WH Smiths @ Stansted Airport – £3.95.  Copenhagen Airport 85 DKR (£9.82).

9. Disposable Razors – Superdrug @ London Bridge – £3.99 for 6.  Copenhagen 80DKR (£9.24).

10. 6 Cans of Carlsberg Special – Borough Market – £6.99.  Copenhagen Beer Markt 49DKR (£5.78)

*Marmitegate – I cannot live without Marmite and it is true that you either love it or hate it.  In the Fuller family we are all in the former’s camp and so we often have a spare couple of jars and so I took one with me on this trip.  As I went through security at the airport I was told it was bigger than the 100ml allowable bottles.  All the jar said was 250g, no capacity limit.  So I questioned the decision and was told “they” have sizing charts to show common bottles, and 250g of Marmite is over the allowable limit.  I asked to see said chart, but was denied.  So I had to hand over my precious, brand new jar but not before opening it in front of the security guard, and taking a fingerful just so that he couldn’t snaffle it away for his breakfast later.  I have since written to Unilever to get clarification on the Marmite sizing issue and will hopefully be able to prove my case on a future trip.

I had been given an allowance of £25 a week for my groceries.  So fed up after week one in being ripped off I decided on week two to go for the grown up approach – a ticket for FC Copenhagen v APOEL in the Champions League and a six pack of Carlsberg Special beer – total price £24.87..perfect.  Man cannot live on Marmite, Crispy Pancakes and FHM alone.  And as I managed to convince my Mum to make me some food parcels every week (I am only 39 after all!), and with CMF doing all of my ironing, and even an offer of the cleaning duties by the wonderful Tina in the office I was sorted.  So what else was I supposed to spend my money on apart from beer and football ?(I should add at this stage that the flat came with super XL cable TV with free unrestricted access to all, and I mean ALL, channels).

Due to the changes put in place by Monsieur Platini, the Champion League this year seemed to have been going on for ever.  The final hurdle before the Group Stages is the Playoff round…This is where the worst placed teams in each of the domestic league qualifiers come in in a special group of their own.  FCK had been in the competition since mid July, beating Mogran the Montenegrin champions, then beating my new favourites StabaekIF from Norway.  So they were now 180 minutes away from the Group Stages, and assuming Arsenal overcame Celtic then would have a one in two chance of drawing an English club and thus a massive pay day from the home game.  In November 2006 they beat Manchester United 1-0 in the Champions League in front of a sell out crowd with an average ticket price over 350DKR (£40).  For the game against APOEL, winners against Partizan Belgrade in the previous round, tickets were half the price.

So, a short walk and a 10 minute train trip saw me outside the Parken, the national stadium, now fully renovated after a multi-million Kroner redevelopment over the past two years.  The old stadium, the Osterbro had also had a facelift of its own and I sneaked in prior to the game for a quick look.  This was the original Parken, home to B1903 who were one of the clubs merged to form FCK as well as BK Skjold who play in the Danish 2nd division.

The crowd was sparse to say the least so I had no problems getting a seat on the touchline so I could observe the antics of the few hundred travelling fans, which being Greek, would mean a passionate, if unreasoned display, and I was not wrong.  APOEL are the most successful team in Cypriot football having won the championship on twenty occasions, and have reached this stage of the Champions League back in 2002.  They were hoping to emulate the fantastic achievements of Anorthosis last season in reaching the Group Stages.  They can also claim to have had such players as Chris Bart-Williams, Dean Gordon and Terry McDermott at the club at various stages in the past twenty years.

FC Copenhagen 1 APOEL FC 0 – Parken – Tuesday 18th August 2009

They really dont like the linesman

They really dont like the linesman

So with no more than 15,000 in the stadium the atmosphere was muted.  As the teams walked out to the Champions League anthem you would be confused to think this was FCK v Brondby based on the kits…Ah the Kits…FCK love a kit or four.  I went to the club shop before the game to see what wears they had.  For once it was hard to find any tack (apart from a blow up sun lounger in the shape of a FCK shirt) but what I did find was shirts galore.  FCK have obviously been to the English football club school of ripping fans off as they had not one, two, three or four but FIVE kits.  Brace yourself for this:-

Kit one – All white with blue trim used as their Superliga home kit
Kit two – An all black number which is their Superliga away/change kit
Kit three – A change shirt just in case Newcastle or Notts County are moved to the Danish leagues of pink (not salmon pink or fuscia more like highlighter pen pink) and black shorts.  I did ask one of the guys from the office who goes regularly how many times he has seen them wear that kit and he couldn’t ever remember one occasion.
Kit four – An all white with blue AND red trim used for their European home games.  It is exactly the same as the home kit but one half has red piping on sleeves and edge of shorts.
Kit five – An all navy kit used as their European away/change kit

As they are sponsored by Carlsberg they also have to produce a non sponsored top for children or when they play in alcohol paranoid countries such as France.  Add to these the three goalkeepers shirts and you can understand how confusing it is for the fans as to which shirt to buy and still look cool (remember this is Copenhagen, the capital of cool where everything has to be just right).

The away fans tried to raise their teams efforts, but for the first half an hour they simply got the run around from a much more inventive FCK team who still had the tricky Jesper Gronkjaer on the left wing.  Some of the FCK passing across the field was excellent, but they simply could not find the final ball.  The Canadian Atiba Hutchinson did much of the running for the Danes, but APOEL, but on a nucleus of aging non-Greek players held firm.  In the first half alone there was just 2 shots on goal, both coming from the home team.

The second half improved slowly but seemed to come to life after APOEL’s Haxhi was cautioned for a silly foul on Hutchinson.  In the fifty third minute the deadlock was broken as FCK’s attacking full back Pospech appeared unmarked at the far post to head home.  The goal did spur APOEL into action and they came the closest to a goal all evening when Alexandrou went close.  The away fans had been getting more and more upset with the linesman in our corner as they deemed some of his flagging a little excessive.  Tempers reached boiling point when an arguement broke out over who should keep the ball that had ended up in the crowd and stewards had to intervene between two bear chested posturing Cypriots, full of testosterone and frustration.  It was all in vain though as FCK came the closest to a second when a shot from the impressive Almeida hit the post and then in the dying seconds Haxhi committed another stupid foul and realised he was to get a second yellow.  So he could just take it like a man, walking off without a second glance but he decided to take the Stephen Taylor (Newcastle United Centre Back v Aston Villa two years ago) approach and roll around on the floor as if he had been the injured party hoping the referee who have a change of heart.  No such luck and he was off, much to the away fans anger.

So 1-0 was not the best result for the home team.  The temperatures both on and off the pitch next week in Cyprus will be boiling, and with a high probability of a decent draw in the Group Stages it will certainly be one not to miss.

A Danish Double


FCN attack the Vejle goal

FCN attack the Vejle goal

I figured some time ago that something is only worth doing if either you do it well, or you become an expert in it. So whilst my football travels have taken me to the furthest corners of Europe I had become a generalist in a specialist subject, which is fine to an extent. But to be classed as an expert in a particular subject requires focus and dedication. So I have decided to become an expert in football in Copenhagen. There, I’ve said it and I feel better already. My sad obsession which has dominated my travels to this wonderful city in the past 18 months is now out in the open. Like all such goals you need to research the competition first, and so a quite check on Google revealed that when you type in football stadiums + Copenhagen the results pages by….me! So it appears I already have a fair amount of knowledge and kudos (as much as knowing about football in one of Europe’s smallest capital cities goes!), so all I have to know is to build on it.

This season Danish domestic football is probably at the highest point it has ever been in terms of European attention. AaB (Aalborg) are in the Champions League Group Stages for the first time and will host Manchester United, Celtic and Villarreal before Christmas, and FCK, Brondby and Nordjaelland are still in the UEFA Cup. Add to this the recent visit to Herning by Manchester City who beat FC Midtjylland and you can see my quest does have some merit.

I am no stranger to football on these shores. In the past year, as work has permitted me time over here, I have already racked up visits to half a dozen games in the city, plus visits to a few more stadiums. I have seen top level football on a number of occasions at Brondby, and when they were in the highest division for a season, Lyngby. I have also seen games at Hvidovre, KB and Greve on other trips, covering a whole spectrum of quality of grounds. At my last count there were 11 grounds hosting football in Copenhagen in the top three divisions and so I still had my work cut out to get to the likes of AB, B1903, B93 and the likes.

I managed to arrange a trip out that would allow me to see at least two more games, both in the Super Liga. The fixture list was kind and in theory I could have actually got in part of a game at four grounds, but having been bitten before with such arrangements earlier in the season I decided that two was plenty for one afternoon.

So after dumping my bags at the plush but very dull Island hotel I headed north on S-Tog line A from the stop by the hotel. The good thing was that despite the first game of the day being essentially in another town outside Copenhagen, I could stay on this train all the way to the end of the line at Farum. When I say a different town I would compare it to Dartford as a part of London. The train took me through the city centre, past the harbour and the docks and into surburbia. No signs of a Bluewater here, just smart little houses all flying the Danish flag. This was the kind of neighbourhoods where crime would be dropping a crisp packet or playing 2Unlimited in your car. The train then headed through the forest of Store Hareskov, and with just two stops to go until the end of the line we ground to a halt. Apparently weekend engineering works meant that this was the end of the line. The good news was that a replacement bus service was running. The bad news was that it wasn’t actually co-ordinated with the train arrivals rather than “once it’s full we will go approach” and so we had just missed one. Never mind, there was sure to be another along shortly. And there was, but unfortunately there was little in the way of passenger action coming off subsequent trains and so we waited, and waited. With the time to kick off fast approaching, and half of the bus filled with football fans tension was in the air. Of course this being Scandinavia everyone was too polite to say anything to the driver, although the level of coughing went up. Eventually one young fan went and asked the driver if we could go, and he seemed to respond by saying “of course, why didn’t you ask earlier”.

Ten minutes later we arrived in Farum, and without any other way of reaching the stadium we started walking. The area around the stadium was surreal. If anyone has gone to Centerparcs before then imagine wandering down a straight road with rows and rows of villas lining it. All of the houses were nice, but completely uniform. Whilst it was 3.30pm on a Sunday it appeared that everyone was observing some kind of curfew as no one appeared to be home. Of course, they could have all been already at the stadium.

Farum Park sat at the end of this road, with the floodlights dominating the skyline, leaning in as if to spy on the fans. It sat behind a sports centre and was almost hidden from view. It was almost identical in design internally to Glanford Park in Scunthorpe, with four identical stands, all joined together and sitting under a continuous roofing structure. I counted that each stand had 19 rows of seats.

FC Nordsjaelland 2 FC Vejle 1 – Farum Park – Sunday 21st September 2008 – 4pm

Nice job if you can get it!

Nice job if you can get it!

Inside the stadium I was disappointed to see that the locals had not actually turned out in force. One end of the stadium was completely empty, and the home fans were split in three areas. Behind the north end goal around 300 fans stood with their flags and banner (notice the singular). To my right in the side stand were a group of another 100 or so all of whom had identical t-shirts on. Based on the lack of passion or noise these fans showed throughout the game I was normally say they were on a corporate jolly. However, the third set where directly opposite me in the VIP stand, and part of the luxury facilities were that they had been issued with green blankets to put around their knees – after all it was only September!

The band of 100 or so noisy away fans were located in the corner to my right and to give them credit they made a fair racket through out the whole game. The teams entered the pitch to a wimper of noise from the home fans, as well as red and yellow flares that had been planted in the goal mouth at one end. Of course it wasn’t the end where there were no fans, and so when the game started 2 or 3 minutes later, the smoke was still hanging around causing those fans behind the goal to be completely unaware of what was happening.

This reminded me of my first ever visit to the Milan derby. I managed to get a cheap seat at the top of one of the end behind the goal, beggars could not be choosers for such a game. The game kicked off as I finally made it into the stadium but I then had to climb to the top tier. At the San Siro you can either do this via the stairs that run up the middle of the spiral towers, or following the spirals up, climbing slowly to the top. Just as I reached the top there was a huge cheer as a goal went in. About thirty seconds later I entered the arena but all I could see below me was smoke, caused by hundreds of flares being lit. I had no idea who had scored either in terms of the team or the player. After about two minutes the haze cleared and it was obvious that it was AC who had taken the lead. Of course I chose a game where AC Milan were rampant and scored 6 times without reply. I estimate that I missed half of the game due to fog related issues!

It wasn’t quite the same here though and within a minute the smoke had cleared and the game was underway. FCN had surprised many this season with their performances in the UEFA Cup that had seen them beat the mighty Queen of the South amongst others. They had lost the first leg of their game versus Olympiakos a few days previous, holding out for over 75 minutes against a team with considerable European experience. That game seemed to have taken it out of the players and they started sluggishly.

Vejle broke the deadlock first with a well worked goal that was cooly finished by Vejle centre forward, Adeshina Lawal on the twenty minute mark and that was really the high point of the first half. Whatever was slipped into the tea of the FCN team at halftime worked as they came out for teh 2nd half pumped up and found themselves level in the 58th minute when captain Martin Bernburg scored.

The game was heading for a draw when in the 90th minute a hopeful punt up into the Vejle penalty area fell at the feet of the centre back. In one of those rare comical moments he tried to kick the ball over his own shoulder, only resulting in hitting his chest and the ball fell to the unmarked Bajram Fetai who couldn’t believe his luck as he slotted the ball passed the Vejle keeper. Harsh on the away team but that is how football goes sometimes. The official crowd of just over 3,000 headed home with a “ho hum” and I made my way back to the bus stop for my trip down to more atmospheric conditions back in the city centre.

FCK 3 AaB 0 – Parken – Sunday 21st September 2008- 5.30pm

Ready in the tunnel at Parken

Ready in the tunnel at Parken

Quite how FCK get away with the wealth splashed on them is a complete mystery to most observers of the Danish game as well as the supporters of every other team in the country. Sitting in the comfortable press area of the national stadium, the Parken, for this home game against the Champions League surprise package AaB Aalborg you can see what a lucky hand they have been dealt. Not content with the relatively modern 40,000+ seater stadium being gifted to them free of charge, they have now started redeveloping the stadium to include a hotel to add even more €’s into the already swollen piggy bank. But instead of playing in a three sided stadium, the club have erected a huge mural, complete with sponsorship of course similar to the one used by Arsenal for their North Bank redevelopment whilst the serious building goes on behind. Displaced from their usual spot behind the goal the hardcore Copenhagen fans were now located in the top tier of the west (side) stand, precariously jumping around, doing the conga and enjoying life to the full.

FCK’s relatively short history (they were only formed in 1991 through a merger of a number of small clubs) has been punctuated by domestic dominance and shocking lows. Quite how they have never made an impression in Europe is a mystery as they are by far and away the biggest club in Scandinavia. In recent years they have out muscled their bitter rivals from across the city, Brondby in terms of honours, but complacency has set in in recent years and they have been caught up on the field by the likes of FC Midtjylland from the small town of Herning, and last season by AaB who have both invested in their youth academies and are now reaping the rewards.

This was to be the first big game of the new Danish season. Despite starting in mid-August, the fixtures had been ravaged by the surprising success on the European scene by a number of teams, and so the Danish FA moved games left, right and centre to accommodate their teams when in European competition. The move seemed to have worked with only FC Midtylland failing to progress in Europe as of the end of September, although it took a penalty shoot out with money bags Manchester City to decide the tie. The visitors today had provided the biggest shock of the lot by overcoming a couple of tricky qualifying ties to reach the Champions League Group Stages, only the second Danish team to do so (after FCK). The initial draw of Celtic, Manchester United and Villarreal had most people thinking they would be lucky to get a point, but after the first round of games they sat in equal first (and last!) place after a very good draw away at Celtic Park.

Both teams had started the domestic season sluggishly, with the team from Odense leading the way coming into the game. Whilst the Parken is rarely full for FCK games, apart from those against Brondby, there was a reasonable crowd. With the north stand closed, the capacity has been reduced to just over 30,000 so a 25,000 plus crowd can be considered pretty impressive, although the 100 or so away fans from the mainland (Jutland for those in the know) hardly made an impression.

Despite all the huff and puff of the teams, very little of note happened in the thirty minutes of the game (well I didn’t turn up until that point and as it was 0-0 we can assume this was the case!). FCK did look the sharper of the two teams, creating a number of half chances for playmaker Thomas Kristensen before Atiba Hutchinson, the Canadian international broke the deadline just before the 40 minute mark, smartly sidefooting in from the edge of the penalty area.

Aalborg looked a shadow of the team that had fought so bravely against Celtic in midweek and failed to trouble Jesper Christiansen in the FCK goal in the first hour of the game. It wasn’t a surprise when the second one came after another incisive break through the Aalborg left back area was pulled back into the penalty area and the ball was bundled over the line through a combination of a FCK knee and an Aalborg defender’s hip.

In the 80th minute it was 3-0 as the FCK Turkish midfielder Ailton waltzed through a static AaB defence and side footed home from 12 yards. The result did not flatter the home team at all, and with more determination in front of goal it would have been more. What was surprising was the ineffectiveness of AaB who just 4 days earlier had been so resilient against Celtic. Perhaps their minds were on the home tie versus Manchester United in little over ten days. Whatever the reason I cannot see them retaining the title this season, so perhaps they should just make hay while the sun shines.

So a successful day all told. Another two stadiums under my belt, and a good game to finish off the day. Shame I had turned up late at the Parken and missed the media’s free Carlsberg, served by none the less a person than Miss Carlsberg 2008!

About the Farum Park Stadium – Capacity: 10,000 All Seater
Exiled Scunthorpe United and Walsall fans look no further for a slice of lego stadium action that the smart little stadium in the Copenhagen surburbs. FC Nordsjaelland’s Farum Park was opened a few seasons ago to provide a home to the progressive club, and has since seen their remarkable rise from formation in 1991 to UEFA Cup football this season. All four stands are uniform and are covered, although with average attendances failing to break the 4,000 mark it can be very soleless on occasions. When FCK or Brondby are visiting expect a much better atmosphere. Despite the fact it is all seater, the hardcore (as hardcore as it gets here in sleepy Farum) stand behind the west goal. The stadium has a cafe bar at the north end, next to the club shop where any supporters are free to use before or after the game.

Also around the stadium you will find the traditional sausage grills and beer sellers meaning no one will go hungry or thirsty.

How to get to Farum Park
Almost all supporters tend to arrive on S-Tog Line A from Copenhagen city centre, that takes around 35 minutes from the central station and runs every 10 minutes. A single ticket will cost 500DKR, so it is often better value to buy a day pass for all zones which is just 110 DKR. Once you get out at Farum, which is the terminus for line A you can either walk to the stadium or get a regular 333 bus that drops you right outside the stadium. To walk simply cross the road from the station and walk down Ryttersgardsvej, across a couple of roundabouts and you will see the stadium ahead of you.  The walk will take you no longer than 15 minutes.

How to get a ticket for Farum Park
Despite its modest attendance the stadium is hardly ever close to filling up and so tickets can be purchased from the booths on both sides of the stadium prior to kick off.  All seats are 125DKR for Adults and 50DKR for Children.  Tickets for the games versus the big two from the city are 175DKR and 75DKR respectively.  They can also be bought online via the website at http://www.fcn.dk

About The ParkenCapacity:41,752 All Seater
The Parken has been the home of the national stadium since the end of the second world war.  The ground went through significant redevelopment work in the early 1990’s and re-opened with a friendly against Germany in September 1992.  The stadium is, unusually for a national stadium, owned by a club side – FC Kobenhavn who purchased the rights over the ground for 138m DKr.

The stadium is built on similar lines to a number of English grounds, with four separate box-type two tier stands.  All of the stands offer unobstructed views of the action.  The stadium has a UEFA 4-star rating, and has hosted the Cup Winners Cup Final in 1994 when Arsenal beat Parma, and the UEFA Cup final in 2000 when Arsenal were the visitors again when they lost to Galatassaray on penalties.  The stadium recently hosted a sell out crowd for the friendly with England.  However, its sub 50,000 capacity means it can’t be included in future UEFA Champions League Final matches.  The stadium has a retractable roof which is used primarily for concerts, such as the U2 in 2005 and the 2001 Eurovision Song Contest.

The next phase of redevelopment will see a hotel built behind one of the goals that will also be used for Executive facilities.  This work started in late 2007 and is due for completion in 2009.

How to get to the Parken Stadium
The best way to reach the Parken from the city centre is to catch bus 15 from Østerport Station.  Alternatively the stadium is just a 15 minute walk from the station or 10 minutes from Nordhavn.  Both of these stations are served by most S-Tog lines.  If you are coming from the central station then Bus 1A runs to Trianglen which is a two minute walk from the station.  The stadium is also easily walkable from the Nyhavn area of the city centre.  Just head back towards the city and turn right and follow the main road – the stadium will be a 25 minute walk away.

How to get a ticket for the Parken Stadium
Crowds in Danish football are not known to be too high, and for most games buying tickets in advanced for the Parken are not necessary.  The biggest game in Danish football is the Copenhagen derby when Brondby come visiting.  For tickets to see FC Copenhagen log onto http://www.billetlugen.dk or http://www.billetnet.dk .  Tickets for top matches range from 120DKR to 190DKR.

Rubber stands and Danish bacon


It would be rude not to take up an opportunity to see a local game – you see I have gone a bit continental this year and am now spending 2 or 3 days a week in the city known as “Wonderful Copenhagen”. Now any city where the three main exports are Beer, Bacon and Tall Blonde’s can’t be a bad place – as long as they keep some of the three back for themselves.

After being over there since Christmas I had so far managed to avoid getting to a game – quiet an achievement considering my track record of sniffing out a game wherever I go. But I had a plan…The longer I abstained, the more my bosses would feel that my visits were not based around football – and I knew that the one match I couldn’t miss was the Copenhagen derby between Brondby and Copenhagen…..Traditionally, Brondby are seen as the middle class team, where as FCK are from the lower class northern suburbs…In reality they are both clubs created for the convenience of the city – Brondby were formed in 1964 and financed by the local city council for years to try and get a football team with a European track record….It failed so in 1991 they turned their attention to the underused national stadium and created a new “super club” – FC Copenhagen to compete with Brondby….In the 15 years since their formation, the championship has been won by either team on all but one occasion – and who says money doesn’t buy success!!

This season has been a nightmare for the blue half of the city…Currently lying in 6th place and with not a hope of European football, Brondby’s season will best be remembered for having 3 coaches in the season….Copenhagen on the other hand have led the way since day one, and needed just 3 points to secure another championship.

So in theory everyone in the city would be up for this – either red or blue….err no. Most people were more interested in the Chelsea v Man Utd game that would be shown on Satellite TV than the local derby. Consequently the game was easy to get tickets for, and even a place in the bar was assured by 7pm….

Everyone talked about the game – the fans unfurled banners and T-shirts saying “The blood of the Red’s would flow on the pitch” but in practice it was a real damp squib. So arriving at the stadium at 6pm we saw police and riot vans everywhere, although lots of families in their yellow and blue shirts.

The stadium is very neat – the phrase “English stadium” is used a lot – but it is true in this case. Completely enclosed, two tiered with a terrace behind one goal. On the far side of the stadium is the new cafe bar “1964” which was a good place to start the evening – mock ups of the bench, decent Carlsberg and bacon sandwiches all whilst watching Swedish women’s football on TV – nice…Now let’s clear up the beer and bacon mystery….Copenhagen has been the home to Carlsberg for something like 200 years. Not only can you buy five versions of the beer almost everywhere, you can also get the strong Elephant beer in most bars – and it does taste better than in England…but Bacon is a different story – apparently they export all the good stuff and eat the crap bits at home…so asking for a bacon sandwich in any cafe will leave you very disappointed indeed…

So back to the match in question…We toyed with the idea of getting a good place in the Faxe terrace, but did the usual English thing of staying in the bar for one more pint – thinking no more beer for a couple of hours…Ah – but wait – what is that queue in the ground – a bar! So you cant take beer in but you can buy it yards from the turnstiles…Of course, and with a sausage in each hand we headed onto the terraces, which were literally bouncing.  Ben found Amos Brearley at the front of the stand and headed down for a quick grope.  The atmosphere was fantastic.  The Brondby fans were well up for the game, leading the chants that seemed very English both in terms of words and tunes.  The crowd tried to get the team going but they seemed to have already conceded defeat and it was no surprise when FCK took the lead halfway through the first half.

The game petered out in the second half, and once the final flare had been extinguished the lights went out on any challenge Brondby had to their bitter local rivals.  No blood was spilt on the final whistle – indeed it all seemed a bit cordial on the pitch.  We headed back to the sports bar for another couple of beers awaiting our taxi.  The atmosphere for a while had been up there with a West Ham v Chelsea game but petered out into a Leyton Orient v Dagenham & Redbridge one…sad but true..

The Stadium – Brøndby Stadium
Brøndby Stadion 30, 2605 Brøndby

Capacity: 29,000 All Seater

The Brøndby stadium was originally used 1965, although at the time was no more than a field with raised embankments. It is amazing to think that until 1980 the ground featured just one single stand of 1,200 and a couple of rudimentary floodlights. A new 5,000 seater stand was built in 1982, and as the team became more successful further stands were added, taking the capacity to just under 20,000 in 1990. The latest redevelopment work started in 1999 and was completed in October 2000 when 28,000 crammed into the stadium for the first time to watch the Copenhagen derby.

The end result is a stadium that is almost identical in look and feel to Derby’s Pride Park, Southampton’s St Mary’s Stadium and the new Ricoh Arena in Coventry. All four stands are two tiered, with a complete wrap around roof. The hardcore fans tend to congregate in the Faxe Tribunen.

How to get to Brøndby Stadium
The stadium is a 30 minute journey from Copenhagen central station. The easiest way to get there is to catch a Line B train to Glostrup or a Line A train to Brøndby Strand Station and then catch bus either 131 or 500S. Extra buses run on a matchday.

How to get a ticket for the Brøndby Stadium
It is almost unheard of for any domestic games to sell out, except those against FC Copenhagen, and so you will be able to turn up on the day to buy tickets. If you want to get them in advance then you can from the Brøndby shop at the stadium. For normal matches tickets cost between 110Dkr and 130Dkr. For the derby matches they rise to 170Dkr and 190Dkr. If you have any queries then the ticket office can be contacted at
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Around the Brøndby Stadium
The Stadium is located in the western suburbs of the city and sits in a nice residential area. However, the club have a couple of good supporters bars which are open for fans to go and have a few bars and a Danish sausage or two. Danish fans are some of the most hospitable in the world and any fans coming to visit the club on a weekend trip will be a very warm welcome, especially if they bring a few souvenirs from their clubs in England.