All the Gore-e details


It’s been a big week in the Fuller household.  On Wednesday CMF celebrated her birthday and as one of her presents I agreed to take her (and the Littlest Fullers) out for the day.  Conveniently, due to their inept performance in the FA Cup back in September at Chertsey Town, Lewes didn’t have a game so going “football free” for a weekend wasn’t too much of an issue, especially as I had the small matter of ten games in five countries in eight days coming up.  The hardship, I am sure you will agree.

But you all know I am an addict for a game in somewhere new, and if I played my hand just right I could take them out for a cracking day AND get to a game surely. I then came up with a cracking idea.  Thanks to the inspiration of the lovely Lucie at work I planned to take the girls on a “treasure hunt” in Windsor.  Well, actually, they were going to do a treasure hunt around the historic town centre for a couple of hours as I had done it before.  So what could I do whilst they were trying to find where H G Wells worked as a draper’s assistant? If I was quick I could get in a game if there was one close by?

One quick Tweet to @therealfacup and I had my answer.  No more than 10 minutes up the road Burnham were hosting Bishops Stortford in the FA Cup.  Ten minutes there, ninety minutes with fifteen minutes for half time, ten minutes back..I needed to add a tricky question in the middle of the treasure hunt to stall them for a bit longer.  Uncle Google came up with the goods:-

“Buy a CD from Windsor’s most famous current singing resident”

That would fox them for a while (the answer is of course Lisa Scott Lee – the one we all wanted to S^@g from Steps) and give me a chance to head over the M4, making sure I followed the right way.  A left here and I would be passing village green’s, country pubs and the home of Jimmy Carr.  Turn right and it would be the industrial estates of Slough.  I don’t want to slag off Slough, I will leave that to someone much better with words than me. Continue reading

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Giggles galore with a Bishop, a Rook and Avram Grant


Now here was a turn up for the books.  Me, in London, on a Tuesday?  Well too bloomin’ right.  And lo and behold not just one game this week, but TWO!  First up was a trip up the M11 to watch the mighty Rooks trying to extend their 3 match unbeaten run under Tim O’Shea at Bishop’s Stortford and then just 24 hours later I was making my long heralded return to Upton Park to see Giggles Grant’s team take on West Brom.

Confidence was obviously high in the Rooks camp after their biggest, in fact, only away win of the season at Weston-super-Mare on Saturday.  The team had discovered a hard belly, being prepared to fight to the death for their points.  Exactly what the team had lacked in previous seasons, but a little over the top after mass brawls against Bromley, Dartford and Weston had resulted in two red cards and countless bookings. Continue reading

An ‘Appy ‘Ammer?



So five weeks after the start of the 2009/10 Premier League season I had the chance to see my first Hammers game.  “Unloyal supporter” some of you may chant, but during that period where I had actually seen ten games around Europe West Ham have only played at home in the Premier League once!  The game versus Spurs which was moved due to TV clashed with my flights over to Denmark so I had to miss the game (and the Millwall riot too) against our bitter rivals.  In that five weeks we had played away on three occasions, and had three international games – brilliant scheduling….and talking of scheduling lets give Transport for London three cheers for chosing this Saturday to do engineering works on the two lines that run to Upton Park and thus no tubes would run close to the ground.  Their advice was comprehensive – train to Barking or Forest Gate and then either a 45 minute walk (but they would be putting up extra signs for us bless) or local buses – now they would be run to get on after the game!

Lolly and I had been handed a Danny Last Golden Ticket (see his blog for some examples of how he manages to sneak a game in at every opportunity).  The West Ham game was not due to start until 5.30pm with Liverpool (TV again!) so we had a chance to get in a 3pm local game….Littlest Fuller was off to Rainbow Roundup at a local E-Coli(we hope) free petting farm, which meant CMF had the day to herself and was treating herself to a day at Ikea.  So out  came the Famous Fuller Crystal Ball….tempting was the return of the legend that is Julian Dicks at Grays Athletic but I fancied continuing my run of Blue Square South games, and so the mist cleared and we saw Bishops Stortford.  Just up M11, only 20 miles and (in theory) 25 minutes from Upton Park, we would have time to see 75 minutes or so of their game with Dorchester Town before heading south.

I was keen on this one as goals had certainly been on the agenda at Woodside Park recently – twelve in the past three games including the 5-1 defeat to Bath City.  They also had Charlie Sheringham, son of Teddy, leading the line, and he was the leading scorer in the Blue Square South with nine goals so far, including five against Weymouth and a hatrick away at Hampton & Richmond.  In keeping with the theme of the day, Woodside Park is also the venue of West Ham United’s reserve team this season.

Now there’s an interesting topic.  Reserve team football.  West Ham had certainly shared around these games in the past using Leyton Orient’s Matchroom stadium, Southend’s Roots Hall, Dagenham & Redbridge’s Victoria Road and Grays Athletic in the past.  This season, with more emphasis being put onto the Premier Reserve League the club had done a deal to play in Hertfordshire.  Crowds rarely reach three figures despite the quality of some of the players on show.  West Ham’s first reserve home game this season, the 6-0 demolition of Birmingham City (at Upton Park) had seen new signings Alessando Diamanti, Manuel Da Costa and Franck Nouble, returning from injury Valon Behrami  plus promising youngsters Josh Payne, Zavron Hines and Anthony Edgar…oh and Nigel Quashie!

So anyway, back to Bishops Stortford.  The neat little Woodside Park stadium (capacity 4,000) sits almost at the end of Stansted Airport’s runway, separated by a golf course and the M11.  It is one of the simplest grounds at this level to find – turn left at junction 8 of the M11, past Welcome Break and take 1st right and there you are.  What else can I tell you about the club?  Members of the Blue Square South since 2004, and almost reaching the Premier in 2007 but lost in the play offs to Salisbury City.  Average crowd of around 4,000 and local rivals are Braintree who are a dozen miles straight down the A120.  Last season they finished in 9th place and Lewis Smith was top scorer with 12 goals, only 3 more than young Mr Sheringham has already!  Two other notable facts for you….

1. Bishops Stortford played the last “association football league” match of the 20th century when on the 30th December 1999 they beat Chertsey Town 5-3.

2. The club were the last winners of the FA Amateur Cup, joining such esteemed yet now unknown clubs such as Old Carthusians, South Bank, Crook Town, London Caledonians and Middlesborough, in 1974 at Wembley Stadium when they beat Ilford 4-1.  After the game the FA decided that the term “amateur” no longer applied to football and took away the trophy in a paddy.

Dorchester Town were the opposition for this one, themselves floating around the bottom of the table, and arriving with five defeats in a row on the road, shipping in sixteen goals in the process.  So two teams that liked to concede goals – surely this had a nil nil draw written all over it!

Bishops Stortford Dorchester Town – Woodside Park – Saturday 19th September 2009

What's not to like about non League football?

What's not to like about non League football?

Another easy journey saw us park up in the car park within 45 minutes of leaving home.  A bargain £10 for the two of us, £2 for a programme, £3.60 for two Hot Dogs, £4.00 for a couple of drinks and our customary golden goal tickets (17 and 62 today) beats our £20 budget from last week’s game, again underlining the difference in value in watching football a few divisions lower than the Premier.  The only disappointing element for the club must be the attendance – 401, including a visit from Sir Edward of Sheringham, there to see his Charlie (not the same Charlie that everyone seems to be looking for in Amsterdam).

It’s a nice neat stadium, perfect for football at this level.  The club have those pop up sprinklers which before the game liberally watered the grass.  A great idea, but in this case they seemed to spray water over the terraces rather than the goal mouth.  That’s fine for those fans in the know, but for fans on their first visit who are busy having a beer and reading the programme it is not so good as I got soaked, much to the amusement of the few fans who were around me (including Lolly).

Stortford always looked like the form team.  Brayley and Sheringham created early chances before the latter smashed the ball home from 10 yards after an excellent knock down.  They then looked to double the lead with the lively Ashley Nicholls creating chances for Bowditch and Sheringham.  1-0 wasn’t a fair reflection on the game but at the end of the day 3 points were the main objective.

The second half started slowly, with most of the ball failing to leave the midfield.  Dorchester started to come back into the game and they were unlucky not to equalise when a Bishop’s Stortford defender nearly diverted a cross into his own net.  The game was competitive but never malicious so it was amazing that the referee decided to send off Dorchester’s Vickers after a mild disagreement with a Stortford player in the penalty area after a free kick had been awarded.  One can only think it was for foul and abusive language because most fans could see no other reason.

The second goal for Stortford sealed the match and caused us to run back (well stride) into the ground as we were leaving, when substitute Duane Jackman followed in a loose ball in the penalty area.  So 2-0, a third consecutive win for the Blues and we were on our way south.  Fifty minutes later as “bubbles” starting drifting across the pitch at Upton Park we were in our seats.

1-1

1-1

I am not going to subject you, dear reader, to a biased report on how wonderful and unlucky the Hammers were against Liverpool.  It was just nice being able to say this far into the season that I had at last seen them play at home.  For once the atmosphere was spot on and nobody could fault the effort of any of the players in the 3-2 defeat.  Instead let me introduce you to a new feature, related to West Ham of course…..It’s called “‘Appy ‘Arry and his Wheeler Dealings” where each week we will take a look at one of Redknapps classic bits of business.  You may remember a few weeks ago we mentioned the Titi Camara deal (see here for more details) which was a classic bit of Harry business.  This week it is the turn of Gary Charles.

Charles was a promising pacy right back who won two caps for England whilst he was at Nottingham Forest.  He then sealed a big money move firstly to Derby County, then Aston Villa.  He was then signed by Graeme Souness in his bizarre “lets sign as many crap players as possible” phase at Benfica where he played a grand total of four games in a team featuring Mark Pembridge, Scott Minto, Michael Thomas and Dean Saunders – oh how those Benfica fans must have laughed!  Quite what Redknapp saw in him is a mystery but he splashed out £1.2million for him in 1999 (It is unclear if he was represented by a certain Mr McKay).   Over the course of the next three years he played a grand total of 5 games for the Hammers.  When asked by Chairman Terry Brown why he was never picked, Redknapp said he was slow and useless and “what do you expect for £1.2m”.   Charles battled with Alcoholism towards the end of his spell with West Ham and never played professional football again.  Nice one ‘Arry.

Next Week – Javier Margas

About Woodside Park
Bishop’s Stortford F.C play their home games at the 4000 capacity Woodside Park which was opened with a game against Norwich City in 1999. The grandstand is covered and all seated with the addition of press facilities and directors box. There is a paddock at either end of the stand with refreshment/wc facilities. Both terraces behind the goals are standing only and are covered. The far side terrace is uncovered. Turnstiles are located at both the town and airport ends of the ground. Access to the club bar is direct from the ground and located off the paddock at the town end. Programmes are available just inside both sets of turnstiles and from the club bar.  On the far side, there is a smaller seated stand with a capacity of 200 which was erected during the 2006/2007 season to bring the ground to the minimal League standard.

How to get to Woodside Park
One of the easiest grounds to find as it is just 3 minutes from the motorway. Exit M11 at Junction 8 for Bishop’s Stortford and Services NOT the Airport! On the M11 roundabout take 2nd exit (1st exit is for the services only). Within 200yds is another roundabout. Take 1st exit. After about 400yds take first right (opposite the golf club) into Industrial Estate and follow the road around to your right. The ground and car park are straight ahead.

The nearest station is Bishops Stortford which is on the Liverpool Street to Cambridge line. Fast & frequent services and some Stansted Express trains stop at Stortford station and the journey time is between 35 and 47 minutes (fast or all-stops trains). The ground is a good 20 minute walk from the station, but there is a taxi-rank immediately outside the booking office.

How to get a ticket for Woodside Park
With average crowds just less than a 10th of the capacity turning up a few minutes to kick off is not a problem for league matches.  Admission is £10 for adults, £4 for under 16’s and Lolly sized people are free.