Welcome to Marmite Town

There are a few things in life I think I would struggle to live without now.  The love of a good woman is one, and for that I can thank CMF (and a few others if she is reading just to keep her on her toes!), a good book to stimulate my grey matter and of course my life support machine when I am away, my Ipod.  However, two additional things I would take with me on any Desert Island would be some decent beer and the biggest jar of marmite in the world.  Marmite – you either love it or you hate it.  I reckon more love it than hate it, and in a Fuller family poll the love poll won 3 to 1.  Why is this relevant to my football ramblings?  Well my chosen Boxing Day game this year was to be Burton Albion versus York City, and of course every culinary expert knows, Burton-Upon-Trent is the home to the fabulous Bass brewery and the Marmite factory.  The smell of hops and yeast fills the air of this small town on the border of Derbyshire and Staffordshire that most people bypass on the A50 as they head to Alton Towers.

So after a feast and a half in Lincoln on Christmas Day I dropped CMF off at her folks in Newark, and headed west to visit the Pirelli Stadium for top of the table Burton Albion against York City.  Burton came into this game with a huge lead at the top of the Blue Square Conference under the management of Nottingham Forest legend Nigel Clough, and with a couple of tough games for all of the promotion rivals over Christmas knew a win was vital. 

Burton Albion are the perfect model of how a club with ambition should be run.  Clough joined the club in 1998 as Player-Manager, at the tender age of 32.  In the past decade he has made 300 appearances for the club, and is in theory still registered as a player today.  In his first full season at the club he helped them to runners up spot in the Southern Premier League twice but at the time due to the structure of the non-league pyramid only the top team was promoted.  So the club decided to try their luck in the Northern Premier League in 2001 and they were rewarded with promotion to the Conference in 2002.

In 2004 the club developed a five year plan that would hopefully deliver league football, a new stadium and financial security.  They have so far achieved two of the three objectives with the first one hopefully being achieved by the start of May 2009.  In 2005 the club moved across the road from their Eton Park ground to a new 6,500 £7.5m stadium called the Pirelli, named after the tyre manufacturer who are based close to the stadium.  In that first season at the stadium they drew Manchester United in the FA Cup third round and played out a very impressive 0-0 draw in front of the TV cameras at the sold out Pirelli.  Despite a 5-0 defeat in the replay the club had made enough money to invest sensibly in the playing staff as well as securing their future for seasons to come.

Last season they finished in their best ever position, 5th place which saw them qualify for the end of season playoffs, where they lost 4-3 on aggregate to Cambridge United.  This season has seen the club find the consistency in front of goal that was lacking last season and as they entered the Christmas period they were not only on top of the league but had also scored more goals than any other side.

Their opponents were York, who I had seen play away at Salisbury and Histon in the past few weeks, getting impressive draws at both.  In fact this is the story of their season as they had managed 11 draws in their games so far, which meant they were too close to the relegation places for a team who defended so well.  Only three other teams in the Conference had won less games than York and new manager Martin Foyle certainly had his work cut out trying to change the way the team played.

I only had an hour after leaving Newark before kick off and thanks to my advanced driving training I managed to get to the outskirts by 2.55pm.  I came to the first junction for Burton and not seeing any signs for the football I carried on on the A38.  Of course this was the wrong decison as the stadium soon loomed up on my left.  No problem I thought, I’d just turn off at the next junction and head through the town.  Great idea, except the next junction was over five miles away!  So I headed up onto the slip road, round the roundabout and back onto the A38 going east!  So eventually I arrived at the stadium at five past, and saw the “Car Park Full” signs.  But we all know there are always spaces so I drove in regardless, and of course I found a space right in front of the away turnstiles – not quite in the Histon league but still an impressive 26 steps away from the entrance.

Before I headed into the stands I decided to get some food.  Most clubs at this level use local suppliers which means that you will get unusual items on the menu.  I had hoped that the menu would be full of Marmite themed items but was disappointed.  But they did have Faggots on the menu!  Fantastic – 4 for £3 including peas was a bargain and well worth it!  Traditional football fayre at last.

Burton Albion 2 York City 1 – The Pirelli Stadium – Friday 26th December 2008 3pm

A nice back drop

A nice back drop

I had missed the first few minutes of the game but as I walked from entrance to entrance of the stand along the pitch I saw how busy it was.  Nearly 4,000 fans had turned out for this festive treat, over double the average attendance at the ground.  The weight of expectation on the home team was obviously too much in the first half as they struggled to find any fluency in their play.  York again had set out their stall, with their physical approach in midfield upsetting the Burton rhythm.  The first half saw few chances for either team, and the busiest people were the referee and the two physios who had to treat players on either side.

I moved round to behind the goal just before half time as the setting sun was causing an issue in the east stand.  As the temperature fell in the closing stages of the first half Burton had the best chance of the half, with Shaun Harrard forcing a good save from York City’s keeper Ingham.

The second half started much the same as the first one ended with Harrard causing issues for the York City defence.  However, it was the away team that took the lead on fifty five minutes as Adam Smith fired in smartly after a well worked move.  The lead lasted less than ten minutes though as Burton stepped up a gear.  From a free kick from twenty yards Ryan Austin beat the wall only for Ingham to make a smart save but Harrard was following up to put away the rebound.  Queue some relieved celebrations, especially from one Burton fan who ran onto the pitch, collided with the prone goalkeeper and joined in the goal celebrations taking place in the goal.  The deluded fellow was lead away cheering his head off, although nobody seemed to realise he’d lost his bobble hat in the process which was now laying in the six yard box.

There was only going to be one winner after that goal and it came seven minutes later as the two Burton forwards combined well before Pearson drilled in a cross that was turned into his own goal by York defender Mark Greaves.  York valliantly pushed forward but could not create anything as the clock ran down.  I took my leave as the fourth official held up the board, and within 30 seconds I was back on the A38 heading for my Boxing Day tea, and some long overdue Marmite!

About the Pirelli Stadium
The Pirelli Stadium is a multi-use stadium in Burton upon Trent, England. It is currently used mostly for football matches and is the home ground of Burton Albion F.C.. The stadium holds 6,500 and opened in 2005. The record crowd for the stadium stands at 6,191 when Manchester United visited the ground in an FA Cup tie in 2006. But after discussions the official capacity was raised to 6,500, with 2,000 seated and the rest terracing.

The Pirelli Stadium was built because the previous stadium Eton Park had become run down and was limited in the ways it could generate income for the club outside of matchdays. It was built on the site of the Pirelli UK Tyres Ltd Sports & Social Club. The new Pirelli Stadium offers potential for generating income seven days of the week, including conference rooms throughout the main stand with the largest holding 300 people. On match days there are nine directors boxes available for supporters wanting a more relaxed view of the game. There are four bars, one on each side of the ground, which are all open before and during games.

One side of the ground “The Main Stand”, is the only seated stand at the club and can hold just over 2000 supporters. The other three stands are terraced with half a dozen or so rows.  The views are good from each area. 

Thanks to Burton Albion for providing the above information.

How to get to the Pirelli Stadium
Car parking is available at the Pirelli Stadium for 400 vehicles. Overflow car parking is located at the nearby Rykneld Trading Estate(first exit at the roundabout before turning right into Princess Way). The Pirelli Stadium is located opposite the old Eton Park Ground.

If you are driving from the M1 (Junction 24) via the A50.  Head south on the A38 (Burton and Birmingham) until you reach the first Burton turn off.  Take this exit (A5121) and proceed along Derby Road, passing McDonald’s and the Pirelli factory on your right and a BP Garage and Cash & Carry on your left until you reach a roundabout.  Turn right at this roundabout into Princess Way and the entrance to the ground is 300 yards on your right.

Burton Railway Station is situated half a mile West of the Town Centre, past the Breweries on Station Street, on Borough Road. Trains run regularly to and from Derby and Nottingham to the North, and Birmingham to the South. It’s a good twenty-five minute walk to Eton Park from the Station.  Out of the station turn left, then next right into Derby Street. Keep going on this road about 1½ miles, straight across the first roundabout by the Derby Turn Pub (left), then immediately left at the next roundabout into Princess Way and the entrance to the ground is 300 yards on your right.

How to get a ticket for the Pirelli Stadium
The 6,500 capacity stadium has only ever been sold out once and that was for the FA Cup tie with Manchester United.  The club, even when they are sitting top of the Blue Square Premier League only average 1,900 so paying on the gate is never an issue.  The club have a very sensible and simple pricing structure – £12 for an Adult on any of the three terraces (and you can move around as you want) and £14 for a seat in the main stand.  A Childs ticket is £5.  Bear in mind that the East stand suffers with the setting sun.

The 2008 The Ball is Round Awards

With over 50 games under my belt in 2008, added to 33 new stadiums and over 60 flights to get there I thought I would reserve a chapter at the end of the year for the first ever The Ball Is Round Awards.  For a more musical view of the nominations and winners click on the relevant videos below.

Best new stadium visited in 2008
3rd Place – The Dinamo Stadium, Minsk. Not a real classic but a typical Soviet stadium with some huge floodlights and the away fans situated along the side of the pitch.

2nd Place – The Dripping Pan, Lewes> Yes it is really basic but it is certainly unique and one of the most picturesque. And it has the best name.

The Bochum massive

The Bochum massive

The Winner – The Rewirpower Stadion – VfL Bochum.
It had to be a German winner and what better stadium than Bochum’s Rewirpower/Ruhr Stadion. A classic ground with four connected single tier stands almost touching the pitch and a passionate crowd to match.

 

Worst new stadium visited in 2008
3rd Place – Trellesborgs. OK, it was a dark, damp night but I could not find anything appealling about this little town on the southern tip of Sweden. Not even the football lightened up the evening.

2nd Place – Salisbury City. I appreciate that it is a Blue Square ground but it really is in the middle of nowhere and had very little soul let alone atmosphere.

The winner - MTK Stadion

The winner - MTK Stadion

The Winner – MTK Stadion. The current Hungarian champions have invested absolutely nothing in their stadium and run away with this year’s award. A special mention must go to the ticket office workers who lock themselves in the womens toilet for their duty – sheer class.

 
Best Atmosphere at a game in 2008
3rd Place – Sweden v Greece – Euro2008 in Salzburg, June 2008. The Swedes came to town and took over Salzburg, turning everything yellow and blue. They filled the stadium and did not stopping getting behind their team in a dull game.

2nd Place – Orgryte 1 Jonkoping 0 – July 2008. A strange choice many would believe but this Swedish second division game played at the tiny Valhalla stadium in Goteborg was the homecoming of local hero Marcus Allback and so the ground was full to busting and the atmosphere superb. So good in fact that littlest Fuller fell asleep 5 minutes in for the whole game!

The Brondby fans celebrate an early goal

The Brondby fans celebrate an early goal

The Winner – IF Brondby 2 FC Midtylland 1 – March 2008 in Copenhagen. With the snow falling and the beer flowing the whole Faxe tribune literally bounced as the fans turned the heat up on a cold night. The game was the turning point in Brondby’s season and who can ever forget the impressive rendition of Elvis’s “Falling in love with you” by over 15,000 fans as the teams re-emerged for the second half.

 Worst Atmosphere at a game in 2008
3rd Place – Any game at Upton Park in 2007/08. Yes, you have read that right. Under clueless Curbishley, West Ham played some of the dullest football ever seen at Upton Park, and this lethargy seeped into the crowd. Take your pick from a number of games but undoubtably the 4-0 defeat to Chelsea was the low point, with most of the crowd gone before the hour mark.

2nd Place – Grays Athletic v FC Totton – November 2008. No doubts about this one as “Our Barry’s” fan club provide the only atmosphere or noise at the FA Cup game versus Totton.

The Winner - The Olympic Stadium

The Winner - The Olympic Stadium

The Winner – Istanbul BBS v Rizaspor – February 2008 in The Olympic Stadium, Istanbul. A soulless venue in more ways than one that is so far from civilisation that NASA could recreate the moonlandings here. No public transport, no facilities and no crowds. Shall I go on? Even the riot police started arguing with themselves as there was so little to do.

 Best game seen in 2008
3rd Place – West Ham Utd 4 Blackburn 1 – August 2008. Unbelievably still under Curblishley (although this was to be his last game in charge) and with Paul Ince back at Upton Park for the first time as a manager, West Ham tore Blackburn apart. Oh how we dreamed of a top 6 spot at this point.

2nd Place – Italy 1 Romania 1 – Euro2008 Zurich – June 2008.
Euro2008 was a tournament that on most part did not disappoint in terms of the quality of action. This appeared to be a real mismatch on paper but the Romanians came within a Buffon penalty save of putting Italy out in a full house in Zurich.

France pound the Dutch goal in Berne

France pound the Dutch goal in Berne

The Winner – Netherlands 4 France 1- Euro2008 in Berne, June 2008. Actually played on the same day as the Italy game above, this was the game of the tournament as Van Basten’s team swept aside a French team containing such world class talent as Anelka, Henry and Malouda. The Dutch seemed invincible at this stage. Cracking atmosphere to boot.

 

Worst game seen in 2008
3rd Place – Sweden 2 Greece 0 – Euro2008 in Salzburg June 2008. Who could ever forget the negative Greek tactics that included a spell of 47 consecutive passes where they played the ball across the back four trying to eat up time at 0-0.

2nd Place – FC Nordjaelland 1 Velje 2 – Supaliga in Farum, Denmark September 2008. Two teams with very little idea where the goal was who attempted to out do each other in hoofing the ball out of the ground. So bad I left after 50 minutes despite not having paid to get in.

Histon v York City

Histon v York City

The Winner – Histon 1 York City 1 – Blue Square Premier – December 2008. A game on the coldest night of the year was not appealling to start but add in a pitch in awful condition and a team who simply hoof the ball into the corners at every opportunity was as appealling as watching Rusty Lee audition for a job in the Playboy Mansion.

A note here that the game between South Africa and Australia played at Loftus Road in September 2008 could well have won this catagory but it was so mind numbingly boring that Jonnie and I spent most of the game drinking in the bar and thus saw very little of the 2-2 draw.

The Best Fans in 2008
3rd Place – FC Karlsruher fans at home to Werder Bremen – December 2008. In a stadium that is hardly condusive to building an atmosphere, bottom placed Karlsruher’s fans gave it their all in an impressive display that undoubtably helped their team to a 1-0 win versus Bremen and lift them out of the bottom 3.

2nd Place – England fans in Berlin – November 2008. We came, we saw and we conquered our old enemies in Berlin in November 2008. Despite England fielding almost a B team the fans, fuelled on by a day consuming sausages and stiens of beer out sung their German rivals in a full house at the Olympic Stadion.

A birds eye view of the Swedes

A birds eye view of the Swedes

The Winner – Swedish Fans in Salzburg – June 2008. There could only be one winner as the Swedes took over the town. The sight of 10,000 fans in their yellow shirts dancing and singing to Abba-esque in the fan zone was a sight to treasure, especially the cute blonde ones in their full football kits!

 

 The Worst Fans in 2008
3rd Place – MTK Budapest Fans. The Hungarian champions were flying top of the league when I visited their crumbling wreck of a stadium in March 2008. A crowd of no more than 500 turned up to welcome me. I’d hate to be there when they aren’t successful!

2nd Place – Istanbul BBS Fans. Enough said already about this white elephant of a stadium that is almost in a different country from Turkey let alone in the same city as the other teams from Istanbul. I counted 34 fans who did not sport away colours during the first half – in a 80,000 capacity stadium.

The hardcore fans congregate behind the goal at Levski Sofia

The hardcore fans congregate behind the goal at Levski Sofia

The Winner – Levski Sofia Fans. The so called biggest team in Bulgarian football and one who had regularly played European football including the Champions League group stages versus the likes of Chelsea in 2007. Yet they had less than a 1,000 fans for a game on a Saturday evening in October.

Note – I would add here that the most disappointing were the Galatasaray fans who have been so hyped up in the past. Welcome to Hell – more like Welcome to Highbury…sshhhh.

My Three Favourite Grounds of All Time
3rd Place – Wembley Stadium – London.  The old Wembley had a reputation as a world class venue but in reality it was a toilet.  It was an awful stadium to watch a game in but the new incarnation, the 90,000 new Wembley is one of the finest stadiums in the world.  Huge steep stands and every seat facing the centre circle means nobody is far from the action.  The accoustics are very impressive as well.  Just a shame that the FA sold its soul to the corporate dollar meaning that for virtually every game some of the seats lay empty.

2nd Place – Upton Park – London.  It had to be in here.  One of the few grounds that have improved since modernisation and it is a white hot atmosphere under the lights when the big teams come calling.  Manchester United would testify how hard it is to get something here as they have lost for the past two seasons.  It is just a shame the football on offer as been so poor over the past few years.

liechtensteinThe Winner – RheinPark – Vaduz Liechenstein.  I know many people will be amazed that my favourite stadium is a small 8,000 capacity one in a country that is smaller than Croydon but trust me there are few more picturesque stadiums than the home of FC Vaduz and the Liechtenstein national team.  Sandwiched in the Rhine valley with the Alps on either side you can hear the polite cheers from the stadium from high up in the mountains.  If you want to watch a game in a postcard perfect setting then come hear, grab a beer and a sausage and watch a game – Vaduz are currently in the top league in Switzerland so games are a plenty. 

My Three Worst Grounds of All Time
3rd Place – Olympic Stadium – Barcelona. I hate Barcelona at the best of times but having been forced to come here to watch England play Andorra in two consecutive years is punishment enough for any fan. It is a nice stadium from the outside but is completely soulless inside with a running track and all bar one stand uncovered. Fine for the normal sunny climate here but not good for the torrential rain and near zero temperatures whenever we play here…oh and I hate Barcelona!

2nd Place – Renzo Baraba – Palermo.  Before West Ham were drawn to play here in the UEFA Cup in 2006 you could only go on its reputation as a poor venue for fans especially for the away fans who are “caged” in a corner of the stadium along way from the action.  Add to this the appalling conditions the fans have to go through to get into the stadium (walking through a unlit dark and damp cage where the home fans can throw down missles from above), the hostile policing and finally the fervant home fans and you get the picture this is not a venue for the feint heart.

heysel2The Winner – Heysel Stadium – Brussels.  Most people will remember the stadium from the awful events of May 1985 when Liverpool met Juventus in the European Cup Final and the subsequent crowd violence left over 50 Italians dead.  But this game should never had been played at this crumbling wreck of a stadium.  The whole ground was demolished and rebuilt and renamed as the King Baudoin Stadium.  However, the sight lines are appalling, entry and access still problematic and when the sun sets most of the stadium cannot see anything.  It is hardly surprising that no major club games have been played at the stadium since 1985.