When does a hobby become an obsession?

What defines an obsession? Is it the same as an addiction? Why do people become kleptomaniacs? I am often asked these questions when people see the lengths I go to to find a game of football to watch. Indeed, if you read some of my blog entries you would think I spend all of my life travelling around Europe watching any football going. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am sure if you ask CMF she would back up the fact that when I am at home I am the perfect father and husband. Or is she just being nice to me when I ask her the question if she minds when I announce another trip. I come from a long line of “collectors”. My father collects records, stamps, first day covers and orders from my mother, whilst she herself has a collection of antique silk hankercheives, thimbles and excuses why their house has not had any viewings since being on the market for the best part of a year. On CMF’s side the whole collection thing has taken over their life and their house. Cherish Teddies, Beenie Bears, F1 replica cars and Swarovski crystal takes over almost every room, as well as their pechance for buying in bulk which often means the upstairs landing is rammed full of toilet rolls (124 on my last visit), boxes of Wheetabix (23 of them) and UHT milk (only 18). So that could partly explain my quest.

I am lucky in a way that I have an opportunity to see games through my work, although contrary to popular belief in the boardroom of a certain company in SE1 I never plan my work trips around football matches. However, I feel it is rude not to take in a game if I am away and there is a match on – I see it as just a good way to learn the local culture as drinking in a bar or even going into language schools. It is also a great way to strike up relationships with new people. Football is a universal language and if you put two football supporting strangers together in a room you would find them striking up a friendship within minutes, that is except a Rangers and a Celtic fan!

As you already know from my previous posts I spend a lot of time in Copenhagen. This is a great thing for a number of reasons. Firstly, it has all of the ingredients for a top football weekend – Passionate locals who enjoy a beer. Secondly, it believes that football is a game for the masses and so it hasn’t sold out yet and thus admission prices are low in comparison to other attendances. Finally, it has a dozen clubs who play within the city limits. Some of these clubs play at the highest level and attract crowds comparable with our Premier League. Further down the Danish football pyramid the structure of the clubs is a bit more complicated as many are part owned by other clubs, such as KB who are essentially FC Copenhagen’s reserve team who play in front of crowds of hundreds despite being in the second division.

Often some of these games in the second and third level of Danish football are played at strange times. This may be due to reasons such as a lack of floodlights, fear of clashing with games on TV or simply because the club owner has a prior commitment later on in the day. When I am due to travel over to Copenhagen I always scan the fixture lists to see if there is a game on. After all, I normally have three or more hours to kill after people leave the office and before my flight leaves. In the summer the Danes head off home about 4pm so they can “spend time with their families”, and in the winter it is when it gets dark, which in mid December is about 3pm. Nice life if you can get it. Prior to my monthly trip in late October I was amazed to see that there was a game starting at 5.30pm in the city. For some inexplicable reason FC Amager, a team who had played in the top flight on a couple of occasions in their short history were playing a local derby against Frem, based less than a couple of miles away in Valby. FC Amager play at a ground that is very common in Denmark – one large covered stand basically dominating an athletics track. As the ground was less than a ten minute bus ride from the office it would have been rude not to have popped down to the stadium for this game.

As an added bonus there was also a chance to slot in the first half of another game in the north of the city at the Gladsaxe Stadium, home of AB Copenhagen who were playing another local derby against Lyngby who less than six months ago were enjoying high profile games versus Brondby and FCK. AB are one of the oldest clubs in football AB had resisted the approaches to become part of the “Copenhagen Superclub” when the local authorities created FC Copenhagen in the early 1990′s. They had themselves played in the Superliga on a couple of occasions but similar to clubs like KB, Hvidovre and FC Amager they could not make the step up needed in the ever growing professional era of European football. It was going to be a tight schedule as I had only one bus that could get me from the stadium to the airport in time for my flight home.

So as you can see this is not an obsession or an addiction. It is simply an opportunist moment – well that is what I keep telling myself! I could see an opportunity at the end of the tunnel to produce the first ever set of guides for travelling fans for the major capital cities in Europe. After all, I am sure I am not unique in my passion for football abroad, or am I?

So I headed off from the office after an early flight on Luton’s finest, and a full day of meetings. Fortunately the 35 bus to the stadium ran directly from outside the office, from the trendy Islands Brygge area of the city down to the airport. Less than ten minutes after leaving work for the day I was deposited outside the ground, the Sundby Idraetspark ready for the big game of the day (well, the only game of the day).

Wednesday 22nd October 2008 – 5.30pm – FC Amager 2 FC Frem 2

The teams troop off at half time

The teams troop off at half time

Amager is the name of the large island on which Kastrup airport is located. It is a flat expanse of land that shelters the main part of the city from the Oresund straights, and Sweden. The locals are very proud of their island and will often think of themselves firstly as Amagerians rather than citizens of Copenhagen. Consequently their club, FC Amager, have a very passionate and local support. The Sundby Idraetspark is located a short bus ride away from the city centre, and close to the university. The club were only actually formed at the start of the season through a merger between BFA and KFB. The plans for the club are very ambitious and they have outlined a 5 year plan that will see them promoted by the start of the 2010/11 season to the top division. The new owner, Todi Jonsson, was one of the most famous players to have come from the Faroe Islands and so it is no real surprise that he plans to import the best young talent from there and blood them in the Danish leagues.

Whilst this was a local derby, the thought of any away supporters making the journey across the harbour was non-existent. Apart from the big two clubs in Denmark, travelling fans are a rarity. Despite Denmark being a small country, some of the distances between clubs is huge and can only really be completed by air. The driving time (and cost of course) of travelling from AaB Aalborg to FC Copenhagen is not conducive to away travel in most instances. However, in the lower leagues there tend to be more local derbies and these two clubs were separated by 1.5 miles as the crow flies according to Google Maps. After eight games both teams were languishing in the lower reaches of the table so on paper they seemed pretty well matched.
I headed out of the office at five on the dot, planning on getting a bus around the corner to the ground. The best laid plans of mice and men, as they say. Despite the fact that five buses served this route, and it was rush hour I sat and waited, and waited and waited some more. With time ticking out until kick off I started to walk. And of course within a minute I was passed by not one, two but three buses. I started walking backwards and saw another bus arriving so I hopped on that one. At last I might actually make kick off. Oh no, less than 100 yards up the road, the bus driver drew up to the curb and turfed everyone off. I have no idea why, and judging by the reaction of the other passengers, this was not an uncommon occurance as they simply went walking off in their various ways.

After a ten minute walk I arrived at the stadium and paid my 90DKR (about £8) to enter the ground about 5 minutes after kick off. First impressions of the stadium were not particularly good. It had one big covered stand that had around a dozen rows of seats and one temporary terrace of four steps on the other side. Behind one goal was a large grass bank where some fans were sitting enjoying the late afternoon sunshine and a beer. There was a small athletics track running around the pitch which didn’t really retract from the viewing positions.

The home fans were mostly sporting the old club colours and looked very much like Crystal Palace fans (the shirts, not the spray paint cans). The game was ebbing and flowing from end to end and it didn’t take long for the home side to take the lead as their captain Jochumesen slotted home from the edge of the penalty area after a smart turn. Five minutes later it was two as he stole in at the near post to head home.

I then realised why this game was being played in the afternoon – there was no floodlights. The stadium had two stands, two scoreboards, a number of bars but no floodlights. I was so engrossed with the lack of facilities that I missed Frem’s goal in the 30th minute. As the half time whistle blew I was on my way out of the ground to get the bus up to Gladsaxe for the next installment in the Copenhagen Collection.

Wednesday 22nd October 2008 – 7.30pm – AB 0 Lyngby 1

The Lyngby fans welcome the team

The Lyngby fans welcome the team

Akademisk Boldklub to give them their full name are actually 120 years old, making them one of the earliest teams formed in the country. They have been crowned champions of the league on nine occasions, although the last of these was in 1967. But they have enjoyed a few seasons at the top table in the last decade and also won the Danish Cup in 1999, and finished third in the Super Liga. They were relegated in 2004 and since have struggled to challenge for the promotion places again, although this season they have started well and came into this game in 2nd place. The opponents for this game Lyngby had been in the Super Liga up until last May when they were relegated after just one season.

For once it was really easy to transverse the city from one ground to another. The express bus line 250S ran from close to Sundby Idraetspark all the way through the centre of the city and out the other side to Gladsaxe in less than 30 minutes. I was concerned after reading AB’s website that they may have been expecting a big crowd and Lyngby are based no more than 2 miles from the stadium. I had seen them play earlier in the year at home to Brondby and their fans had certainly been passionate and many in number, so I was expecting a fair few to have travelled.

With just 15 minutes to kick off I headed into the stadium after paying my 75DKR and climbed up a steep grass bank to the back of the terraces. The Gladsaxe Idraetspark had been redeveloped into a football only area around ten years ago with a vision that it would host regular sell out’s in the Super Liga. It is certainly a smart stadium with one large two tiered stand, and a single tiered covered one opposite. Behind each goal were ten or so steps of terracing, which were open to the elements. It turned out as more and more fans arrived and began standing beside me that I had actually boughtt a place on the Lyngby fans terrace. Queue the teams coming out and I was engulfed by smoke from flares and flag waving, swiftly followed by a shower of toilet rolls in a scene not seen in England since the late 1980′s. The small group of home fans, located as far away in the main stand as possible from the away fans tried to generate some noise but failed miserabely. The away fans then launched into their renditions of classic terrace songs including “You’re goonna get you foookng head kicked in”, “We are Lyngby, no one likes us and we can’t care” plus finally “We are Lyngby, super Lyngby, we are Lyngby, from Lyngby”.

The game itself was very bland. The first half passed without incident, apart from an incident on 20 minutes when AB appeared to have broken the deadlock with a deflected effort that was rolling into an empty net before their centre forward, in an offside position went after glory and was flagged offside.

So another productive day in Denmark, which is more than I can say about our work network that had miserably failed again, plunging me into the dark ages with no email or Blackberry connection. Just how did we used to cope in the old days of analogue mobiles!

 

About the Sundby Idraetspark
The stadium is essentially a small athletics ground with a 4 lane running track and other track and field facilities. The main stand runs down the south side of the pitch and has around a dozen rows of seats. Whilst the front row is a few feet above pitch level the view is partly obscured by people walking backwards and forwards to the refreshment bars at either end. This stand is fully covered, unlike the small wooden terrace on the opposite side. Behind the east end is a grassy knoll where fans congregate in the summer months, and picnic. The stadium does not have floodlights, and it is also possible to watch the game from outside the fences through the trees.

Who Plays There?
The stadium is now home to FC Amager who were formed in July 2008 through a merger of local clubs including the previous tenants Fremand. The club is owned by a wealthy Faroe Islander who aims to have them playing in the top division within five years.

How to Get There?
The stadium is located close to the city centre, but not walk able. There is a metro stop at Universiteet which is a 10 minute walk to the west of the stadium opposite AmagerFaelled. The easiest way to reach the stadium is via the 35 bus which stops directly outside the entrance on Irlandsvej on its way from the airport to Islands Brygge (or vice verca) where you can get the metro in the city centre. Bus fare from either is 20DKR and can be bought from the driver.

How to Get a Ticket?
Average attendances rarely break the four figure number in the second division of Danish football, unless the home team draws one of the big two in a cup, so expect to turn up before kick off and pay your 90DKR to gain entry and a programme. The turnstiles are located in Englandsvej and Irlandsvej, either side of Sundbyplats.

About the Gladsaxe Idraetspark
The Gladsaxe was originally built as an athetics stadium to provide sporting facilities for the nearby housing estates. However, the local government as part of their ambitious plans to put Copenhagen football on the map decided to invest heavily in the stadium and completely redeveloped it as a football only stadium. Today this means that the old single tier covered stand has been joined by a smart two tier structure opposite. At either end of the stadium are open terraces with very steep steps meaning that the views are excellent. There are plenty of places to get grilled sausages and beer around the stadium. Entry is through the gates in the south east (home fans) and south west (away) corners. If the weather is nice then head for the upper tier of the east stand where you can enjoy the sunshine, watch the planes on their way into Kastrup and enjoy a great view of the action.

Who Plays There?
The green and whites of AB are one of the oldest clubs in Denmark, having been formed in 1888. They resisted the advances from FCK in the early 1990s to become part of the new “super club” and instead enjoyed some great seasons in the top division, including two consecutive third place finishes and a Danish Cup win in 1999 that enabled them to enter the UEFA Cup where they lasted just 2 games.

After relegation back into the second tier of Danish football a few seasons ago it has been a hard slog to try and get back to the Super Liga.

How to Get There?
The stadium is located in the northern suburbs of the city, close to the E47 motorway and the industrial estate of Gladsaxe. There isn’t really a train or metro station within walking distance so the best way to reach the ground is by bus. Bus numbers 68 and 250S run from Radhuspladsen opposite Tivoli on a regular basis, and also stop at Forum for the Metro. The express 250S takes around 20 minutes from the city centre to the stadium, whilst bus 68 takes ten minutes more.

How to Get a Ticket?
Whilst they may have a nice football only stadium, locals still haven’t taken the club to heart and so expect a core home following of no more than a 1,000 spread across the two covered stands. Therefore pre-purchase is not something you need to worry about when you are planning to attend a game here. Admission is 75DKR and Gate 2 in the south west corner is for entry onto the away fans terrace. All other gates are for home fans to enter the seated areas.

Sofia Lauren

Due to the nature of my job I am used to getting up early. Frequent travelling on budget airlines means accepting 4am check in times and thus waking up at 3am is an almost weekly occurance. That is not to say I like the early starts or lack of sleep, but I accept it as part of life. However, as I get older I find my recovery time from these trips is now longer than a few years ago. It may be that I miss my big warm bed, and the allure of CMF but getting up (and notice that I left out the “it” there!) is becoming harder and harder. So after the 26 hour day on Wednesday in Minsk I had hardly returned to my normal sleeping pattern before I was up again at 3am for my very early morning flight to Sofia.

This was a trip that had essentially been paid for by Easyjet after their flight screw up in the summer when they delayed my flight to Geneva by three hours. Andtry as they do they nearly ruined this for me. At 5.30am I sat with a couple of dozen other passengers at Gate 25 in Gatwick’s South Terminal only to be told that our gate had actually been changed, and was in the process of closing at Gate 34 which according to their maps was a twenty minute walk away. I hate  Gatwick wih a passion. It is a really poorly designed airport with blind corridors and long walkways that hardly aid any passengers. So we all took off at full speed and eventually made the gate, where initially we were told we could not board as we were too late. With more and more passengers arriving, all telling the same tale they had to back down and allow us to board for the 3 hour flight to Sofia.

The plan initially when I booked the trip was to take in the Levski versus CSKA derby, one of the most passionate derbies in European football. I tried for weeks to find out about the game, and more important, how to get accreditation for the game but all of my emails to both clubs and the Bulgarian FA were unreturned. Hardly a good plan to piss off a football writer on his first visitor. I got a friend from work, whose husband was Bulgarian, to call the club and he was told that there was still no guarantee that the game was being played on that weekend at all as CSKA “didn’t” feel up to it. So sure enough a few weeks later it came as no surprise to see the whole fixture list change, and my initial trip of games at Levski and Lokomotiv were replaced with nothing. That is right, no games. They had not only moved the games around but pushed them all back to 4pm on the Sunday, some two hours after I was due to leave Sofia. I did find a game on in the B-League, at Akademia Sofia who were one of the older clubs in the city, but that would hardly be a good return for a weekend away.

I toyed with the idea of moving my flights but could not see how an extra night’s accommodation plus the risk of flying with Poland’s finest – Wizzair was worth the cost. So I consoled myself that second division Bulgarian football may not be that bad, and I could try and at least get some pictures from the other stadiums in the city. Four days before I was due to get up at 3am again a brief check online showed that Levski Sofia had moved their game back to the Saturday and so the trip had some meaning again – a double header on the Saturday, and an opportunity to do some ground hopping on the Sunday morning.

Sofia is a capital city blessed with football clubs. Currently in the top division there are four clubs – Slavia, Lokomotiv, Levski and of course CSKA. Add to this a couple of second division team including Akademia and a traditional national stadium set close to the city centre and you have a great destination for catching a game or two on most weekends. Add into the mix the low cost economy with cheap and plentiful (if a bit old and slow) public transport, excellent basic food and a mix of post Communist and Ottoman empire architecture andyou have the perfect recipe for a great weekend away.

The three hour jolly jaunt on Luton’s finest touched down at Sofia’s old Terminal One just before 11am local time, plenty of time for a bit of sightseeing around the old city, check in at the hotel and even the opportunity to watch the early game from the Premier League at a suitable Irish Bar before the first game kicked off at the Akademia stadium in the south east of the city.

I had been warned that ticket inspectors were prevalent on the buses to and from the airport, so I made sure I had a valid ticket. Problem number one. Where do you buy a ticket from? The airport arrival area was swarming with Taxi touts, all looking to make a fast Euro from newly arrived uneducated visitors, yet the signs for any public transport were missing.

I approached a number of locals, all who shrugged their shoulders and walked on by. I decided to head for some authority so approached a policeman, who took me under his gun laden wing and escorted me to a small kiosk in the departures all, pushed straight to the front of the queue and demanded the man behind the counter sell a ticket “for my English friend”. So for 4Lv or the equivalent of £1.60 I had a all day pass for public transport in the city.

The 84 bus departed from outside the terminal and took us on a tour of the locality, passing crumbling motorways, building sites that appeared to have been abandoned and right in the middle of it s huge Porsche show room, complete with armed guards. So far the notorious ticket inspectors had not appeared but as we approached a stop on a housing estate, an old lady got up as if to exit and suddenly brandished her shield in my face in a move that any FBI agent would have been proud of. She tutted disappointingly as I showed her my ticket as it was all in order, but she did not have to wait long before she found some other unsuspecting Englishmen on the bus without tickets and took glee at fining them 7LV each.

The bus continued its merry way through the outskirts of the city, with the huge Mount Vitosha always looming overhead, withthe first patches of snow already visible. You could see the Communist influence on these areas with huge tower block estates, intermingled with local markets with literally hundreds of people buzzing around. The old and creaky trolley buses are full to the brim as they went up and down the main highway into the city, belching pollution in their wake.

My first stop was to be the Borisova Gardens which was home to the stadiums of CSKA Sofia, the ex-Red army team, and the national stadium, the Vasil Levski Stadium. The gardens were a wonderful mix of tall trees, turning golden in the middle of Autumn and perfect picnic lawns. The smaller of the two stadiums, the CSKA Stadium was unsurprisingly wide open, with people wandering in and out as the team mingled with supporters, ready for their coach journey trip to their away game on the Sunday afternoon. The stadium was a classic ex-Soviet structure with tall imposing floodlights, sweeping banks of seats behind the goals and one solitary roof that covered the VIP section, as if the climate here was Caribbean rather than Communist. CSKA had been one of the most feared teams of the 1970′s and 80′s when they won the Bulgarian title on thirty one occasions. They frequently made it in the latter stages of the European Cup, including the campaigns in 1981/82 when they met Bayern Munich in a classic semi-final.  After a 4-3 home victory in the first leg hopes were high that they would become the first every Bulgarian team to reach a major European final, but the team crumbled in the Olympic Stadium, losing 4-0. 

Just a minute’s walk north of the stadium, through the trees is the national stadium, the Vasil Levski. Just a few days previously the stadium had hosted the Bulgaria versus Italy game where the Italian fans had caused controversey by burning a Bulgarian flag during the game. The Italian authorities quickly tried to distance themselves from the incident, blaming local Italians from Sofia as the culprits, as if their own domestic house is in order! The stadium is also used for Levski Sofia’s bigger games, including the derby versus CSKA and their frequent games in the Champions League. However, this season a surprise defeat to BATE Borisovof Belarus in the final qualifying game denied them of a money spinning group with Real Madrid and Juventus.

The stadium is perfectly framed by the mountain in the distance, and on a nice day watching football here would be a real pleasure. The stadium is again similar in design to the majority of Eastern European ones, although the fences and running track would hinder the view from supporters in the lower seats.

The stadium sits at what is considered to be the edge of the city centre. Just across the road is the Orlov Most Square where the Soviet Army Memorial dominates the skyline. From a distance the tall memorial looks impressive but up close you get an impression of what makes this city so strange. The memorial is covered in grafetti, some not so polite but at least demonstrating the local’s grasp of the finer points of the English language. The whole park was in desperate need of repair. Most of the benches were broken and huge holes were just left uncovered on the path ways. The reason for most of the debris was apparent on the corner of the square as a poster showed that this would be the site of a new Metro station, “Coming soon in 2006″.

Sofia is one of the oldest capital cities in Europe having been founded around 7,000 years ago. It is a mix of Eastern European Communist buildings with impressive Ottoman empire style. It is also one of those countries that everyone has heard of yet many would struggle to find on a map. I had never been near this area of Europe up until a few years ago, but had become hooked on places like Macedonia, Romania and Serbia as they struggled to come to terms with the new Europe and shed some of the beauocracy of their former Communist past. I continued to head north east towards the city centre, passing some impressive buildings including the University, Bulgarian Parliament and the most impressive building in the city centre, the Alexander Nevsky Memorial Church. This building is without a doubt the most magnificent icon of the city. It was designed by Alexander Nevsky Pomeranstev, an architect from St Petersburg who designed the church in the style of a number of Greek and Russian ones, complete with huge gold-leaf domes. Outside the church a small market had been set up to tempt tourists with memorabilia from the ex-communist days, including “genuine” KGB hip flasks, fighter pilot helmets and cases full of fake Rolex’s.

The city was full of parks and gardens littered with statues, benches and unfinished monuments. It has the feel of an outdoor city, although it was the first capital city I could think of that did not have a major river. Cities evolved over a period of centuries using the river as both a defensive measure but also a major trading route. The east of the city centre was where the major administrative buildings were including the National Theatre, Opera House andthe Presidential Palace. This was where my hotel was located, with an excellent view of the Party House. I was not here for long as I wanted to try and find the Lokomotiv Stadium, which appeared to be just off my comprehensive map.

The compact commercial centre was well served with trams and buses, and had the feel of a country on the edge of economic freedom. Taking a look around the cracked pavements, potholes, cheap looking shops and the miserable looking faces you can understand why the European Union have pushed back Bulgaria’s membership to at least 2009. The concept of “no win, no fee” litigation obviously hasn’t reached Sofia yet judging by the lack of investment in the pavements, and I would hate to think what burden is put on the national health service by injuries caused by the paths.

I jumped on a number 12 tram and continued north, past the main railway station and into the housing projects. The tram deposited us passengers in what can only be described as a factory, with huge chimneys all around and heavy machinery littering the roadway. Apparently the stadium was close, so I relied on my trusty Google Maps to show me the way. Unfortunately, on the day the satellite passed overhead this area of the city, the pollution from the factory spread a cloud over the whole area. Brilliant! I headed back to the main road, and headed northwards, looking for a tell tale sign of a stadium. as luck would have it I could see some monstrous floodlights in the distance. These were indeed the floodlights of Lokomotiv Sofia, and after a ten minute walk I reached the stadium, which in keeping with the rest of the outskirts was in an almost state of ruin. Almost every window had been broken, every wall covered with graffeti and every entrance showing the signs of fire damage. Welcome to the home of 21st century Bulgarian Premier League football. Inside the stadium it was a different story, and two covered stands swept from corner to corner, smartly lined withred seats. Behind each goal was a bright red bus, painted in the logos of the club. It is hard to imagine that stadiums like these are allowed to host domestic games, let alone European ties on the occasions, such as in 2007/08 when they reached the UEFA Cup first round, losing to French team Rennes.

I now had to get my skates on if I wasn’t going to miss my first game of the day in the southeast suburbs, close to the airport. I needed to change bus a few times but managed this with ease, and the most complex of routes only took me thirty minutes before I was outside the home of Akademia Sofia. This second division game was initially going to be the high point of my weekend until the fixtures changed late in the day and Levski’s game was made available as the early evening fayre.  And good job too.

FC Akademia Sofia 1 PFC Rakovski Sevlievo 0 – Saturday 18th October 2008 4pm

At least the arriving airplanes amuse the crowd

At least the arriving airplanes amuse the crowd

The stadium was simply one big covered stand with bench seats anda few rows of terracing behind each goal. Entry was free and so most of the “locals” had turned up to kill a few hours in the city. This included a group of a dozen chavs, complete with Burburry baseball caps, and their token girl who from the back looked like Kimberley Stewart, but had what appeared to be a Rod Stewart 70′s wig. She was obviously not fussy which one of the group groped her, as long as she got her cigarettes which she smoked continuously. At frequent points during the dull first half she disappeared downstairs with one of them, returning a few minutes later looking more dishevelled than before. Having visited the gents toilet before the game I cannot believe that she thought this was the place for a romantic, or even commercial liason as it was possibly the most appalling convenience I had ever seen. If you have ever seen pictures of prisons in the far east, such as the Hanoi Hilton, then that gives you an idea as to the décor here.

The stadium had a perfect view of the area towards the airport, and with the fayre on display so poor, watching the planes coming and going was the high point of the game. Having played many seasons at Sunday League level, some in the highest leagues I am familiar to the style of play that typifies a Sunday League player. In front of me were 22 of them. The pitch didn’t help as it was full of bobbles and divots, as too did the huge open areas behind the goals, although I do not think it was necessary to have 22 ball boys around the pitch.

The stadium didn’t have dug outs for the coaches and reserves. Instead it had park benches and parasol umbrellas. How very pedestrian! The game itself was completely forgetable, and in fact based on the small, almost silent crowd I had no idea who was who or even what the away team were called! The only notable point of interest in the first half was when a late tackle resulted in two opposition players being stretchered off, and the resultant melee that saw the goalkeeper sprint 70 yards to become involved and get the first yellow card of the day.

The only goal of the game came just after half time when a mistake in the dark blue shirted defence allowed the light blue centre forward to head home. Queue the Ricky Martin song which drove our little Stewart family trollope wild and gave her another excuse to jump on one of her gang, as if she really needed one.

I headed off at the final whistle to catch the 72 bus from outside the stadium, that would take me north in the direct of the home of Levski Sofia, that was to be my second game of the day.

Levski Sofia 2 PFC Belasitsa Petrich 0 – Saturday 18th October 2008 7.30pm

Bulgarian football at its most passionate

Bulgarian football at its most passionate

The journey north initially looked complicated as there was no direct form of public transport running between the two stadiums, and the dirty great railway line providing a suitable barrier to stop a thirty minute walk.  The bus deposited me on the edge of the motorway slip road, and not for the first time in a trip abroad, I simply followed the locals in transversing the railway tracks, remembering my green cross code as I stepped over electrified rails.

Levski Sofia are the best supported team in Bulgaria, and most successful of the modern period.  Their twenty five national league titles have been spread over their eighty year history, although they are the current form team after winning the title five times so far this century.  They have also been a regular in the Champions League, and even making the Group Stages in 2007 where they faced Barcelona, Werder Bremen and Chelsea, although the games were actually played across town in the National (Vasil Levski) Stadium.  One visit to the stadium and you can see why they cannot host games of such a calibre here.

From the outside all looked relatively normal.  Lots of police in riot gear patrolled the park outside the stadium, but as I approached the ticket windows, either side of the main entrances of the west stand, they seemed more interested in throwing paper airplanes than any crowd control measures.  As I approached the ticket windows I could see why the inactivity was warranted.  Despite by best efforts at finding out details of the game, it wasn’t a 6.30pm kick off, but a 7.30pm one.  So after buying a seat in the covered main stand for a laughable 4Lv (£1.60), I had nearly 90 minutes to kill.  I opted to go into the supporters bar next to the entrance which offered a real log fire, some home cooked grilled meat kebabs and an atmosphere of Boheme.  I settled down with my food and watched a couple of episodes of Michael Scott inspired mirth in the fantastic American Office. 

With 15 minutes until kick off I headed inside and took a seat one row from the back of the stand, in a section with absolutely no one in.  To my left was the away supporters section.  Now I have no idea where Petrich hail from but judging by the one supporter who had made the journey, I can only assume it was in some far away corner of the country withno public transport.  With a few minutes left until kick off I encountered one of those crazy unbelievable scenes from the Fast Show where a couple decided that the only seats they wanted in the whole empty section of approximately 1,000 seats was directly behind me.  And stay they did, munching bird seed throughout the whole game.

I can understand to some extent why they may have chosen my section to sit in.  It was the best of a bad bunch.  Weeds grew through the concrete steps in most places and many areas would have been condemned in England.  The stadium was opened in the early 1960′s and doesn’t appear to have been renovated or modernised in any way.

The game on paper was going to be a cake walk for Levski.  Coming into this game Petrich had lost all but two games in the season so far (those being draws) and had only scored one goal.  Levski on the other hand were second in the league and had scored seventeen times.  And so the parade started.  From the first whistle Levski pounded the Petrich goal.  Chances soon went begging as time after time the impressive Soares found space down the right and put in some excellent crosses.  In the eight minute a header from the Levski centre forward Hristov hit both posts and bounced away, only for the resulting clearance to find its way back into the box for the centre forward to head home at the second attempt.

Despite their best efforts Petrich could not get the ball into the Levski penalty area.  The poor home goalkeeper must have been absolutely freezing as he simply sat for long periods sitting against the goal frame with a bored face.  In fact it wasn’t until the 44th minute that Petrich actually managed to take the ball into the area, when a back pass from the halfway line was under hit although the keeper was still quick enough to clear his lines.

Soares was definitely the star of the show, coming very close to doubling the lead with a fantastic overhead kick from the edge of the penalty area that was only stopped by an equally good save.  However, Soares was to have the last laugh when he scored a second goal on twenty six minutes with a smart volley from a rare left wing cross.  Two nil should have been the start of something more impressive, but they huffed and puffed without creating anything else.  In the second half Petrich came into the game a bit more, but one thing started to show though.  Petrich’s centre midfielder was a chap called Beto, a Brazilian who was in the mould of Patrick Viera.  He was also the most fouled player on the pitch, regularly being hacked down without being offered any protection from the referee.  Obviously the colour of his skin had nothing to do with the ignorance of the continuing foul play by the referee, but it certainly did with the abuse he started suffering from the Levski fans behind the goal when he went over to took corners.

With less than two hundred fans in this part of the stadium, how on earth can the club simply ignore this blatant Racism.  Yet time and time the choruses of boos and monkey chants could be heard throughout the whole stadium.  That in itself was a good enough reason for me to leave.  If the club, or even the league as a whole is not prepared to take a hard stance on the issue then at least I can show my feelings on the subject by walking out.

I headed back down Reka Veleka towards the tram stop, taking very careful steps so as not to fall down the various broken manhole covers.  I wandered past the ladies of the night, queued up on the side of the road waiting for business.  In keeping with the general appearance of most young people in the city they were hardly stunning, and very poorly dressed.  Perhaps the local men had a fetish for Croydon facelift hair, Sam toweling tracksuits in purple and yellow and a complexion that could have only been achieved using a Black and Decker sander, but it certainly wasn’t appelling to me.  As luck would have it I avoided the approaches of the monsters by the arrival of my tram, and within ten minutes I was back at the Hotel Arte. 

Despite temperatures outside just above freezing I somehow had managed to get a hotel room with a temperature gauge stuck on Sahara, and so I endured a very uncomfortable night, punctuated by the noise of the traffic outside.  I woke up early on the Sunday and resisted the urge to try and sneak in a visit to just “one more stadium” and instead headed to the comfort of a big armchair in Costa Coffee opposite the National Theatre for a Latte and a ham and cheese panini.  As with everything in the weekend, timings were perfect as I arrived at the Airport Bus terminal andone just arrived.  With everything on time, and some spectacular views over the Alps I was back in the fold of the Little Fullers in no time at all. 

“Where have you been Dad?” Asked Littlest Fuller

“Bulgaria darling”“We have a Great Uncle called Bulgaria” she replied

 

“No darling, Great Uncle Bulgaria is a Womble”“We have a Great Uncle Womble?” came her quip

 

Not quite.  You have a Great Uncle Brian.  Bulgaria is a country and I went to the biggest city, called Sofia!”

“What was Sofia like Dad?” Asked LaurenLeaf

“Pretty in places, but messy elsewhere” I answered “It needs a lot of cleaning up as they don’t look after their streets or buildings at all”

“Bit like our play room then” Answered the biggest Fuller

“Exactly.  So if you do not want your central funding witheld then I suggest you get up those stairs now and start tidying up!”

About the Akademia Stadium – 18,000 Capacity
The 18,000 Akademia Stadium is one of the most noticable structures in the south east of the city andcan be viewed from the airport some five miles away.  It is essentially one huge covered stand that can seat 15,000 fans in relative uncomfort.  All of the seats are plastic bolted to the concrete steps.  Views are unobstructed andthe whole area opposite is open to the elements, offering some excellent views over the suburbs to the airport.  Behind each goal are a few rows of concrete steps. 

Who Plays There?
The stadium is home to 2nd division Akademia Sofia.  The club were formed in 1947 by a group of students and have spent most of their history in the lower reaches of the Bulgarian leagues.  This season is their first back at this level for quite along time.  They have won the non-defunct Balkans Cup in 1974 when they beat FC Vardar.  They have also played in the UEFA Cup on two occasions, and most famously beat a star studded AC Milan team in the 2nd round of the competition in 1976, featuring such stars as Gianni Rivera andthe current England Manager Fabio Capello.

How to Get There?
The stadium is located in the south east of the city and can be reached by Bus line 72 which stops directly outside the stadium, and runs every 10 minutes or so during the day.  Tram 20 runs just to the south of the stadium from the centre of the city.  Allow 30 minutes for any journey from the centre.

How to Get a Ticket?
Tickets for most games are sold on the gate of the stadium, costing 2Lv for a seat anywhere.  If you arrive 15 minutes into the game you can simply walk in free of charge.

About the Georgi Asparuhov Stadium – 29,880 Capacity
The wide open spaces of the Georgi Asparuhov Stadium are rarely filled these days.  Since it opened in the 1960′s very little work has taken place to modernise the stadium and so now it is really showing its age.  It used to have a running track but now this empty space is just a vast expanse of concrete.  There is a small terraced area to the north which is home to any away supporters who may turn up.  The home fans are located in the open seated area to the south.  The stadium’s colourful seating does make it look more modern that it really is.  The stadium once held over 60,000 for a European Cup Winners Cup game although any high profile games are now played at the National Stadium in the Borisova Gardens.  It is named after a former player who was killed in a car crash. 

Who Plays There?
The stadium is home to Levski Sofia, currently the most successful team in Bulgaria, and the only club to have qualified for the Champions League Group Stages.  They were formed in 1914 and since then they have never been relegated.  They now have twenty five National Championships including five in the past eight seasons. 

Since 2000 the team have won the championship on 5 occasions. However, they actually made a slow start to their footballing life. After being formed in 1911 by a group of students, the club had to wait ten years before the formation of the Sofia Sports League before they could compete on a semi-professional stage. The first National Championships took place in 1924 and the club were chosen to represent Sofia. It would be nearly 10 years before they won the National Championship though, repeating the feat on 5 occasions in the 1940′s.

In 1949 the club’s name was changed to Dinamo on the orders of Stalin who wanted to see all of the top teams in the Soviet empire called Dinamo (hence Dinamo Kiev, Dinamo Moscow, Dinamo Berlin and Dinamo Dresden amongst others). However, once the rule of Stalin’s Russia was lifted in 1957 the club re-adopted their Levskiname. The following decade was marked with inconsistency on the pitch as the club invested in its youth policy.

These young players started making their mark in the late 1960′s as Levski picked up Championships in 1965, 1968 and 1970. This conveyor belt of talent continued to come through the youth academy at the club during the late 1970′s and 1980′s as the team won 5 more titles up until 1985. In that season, Levski met CSKA in the Bulgarian Cup final. In a game marred by crowd trouble, and fighting on the pitch which saw player sent off andclashes withthe referee, both Levski and CSKA were forced to change their names (to Vitosha and Sredets respectively) and a number of players from either side were banned for life. The 1985 title was also taken away from the club.

These sanctions were overturned within a few months but it wasn’t until 1989 that Levskiwere able to regain their name. The 1990′s were a similar story of success on the pitch as the club won three titles in a row from 1993, as well as five Bulgarian Cup Finals. These were followed up with the success we have seen recently in the 2000′s.

Europe has still proved a bridge too far for the club. They have reached the European Cup Winners Cup quarter-finals on three occasions, and a similar stage in the UEFA Cup twice – the last time being in 2005/06 when they lost to Schalke, having beaten Marseille, Auxerre, Udinese and Artmedia enrouteto the last eight. In 2007/08 they went one step further by reaching the Champions League Group Stages where they were drawn with Chelsea, Werder Bremen andBarcelona.  Unfortunately the team simply could not compete with the bigger clubs and lost all six games, conceding 17 goals in the process.

How to Get There
The stadium is located in the east of the city, close to the main railway line.  It is well served by bus lines 78 and 70 that run from the main railway station along Boulevard Glivnista as well as tram line 22 that runs from Avenue Aleksandar Dondukov passed the Nevsky church.

How to Get a Ticket?
There are very few games that are played at the Georgi Asparuhov that require advanced ticket purchase.  Major European games and the big derby versus CSKA are played at the National Stadium, confusingly called the Levski Stadium in the Borisova Gardens.  On a matchday tickets are sold from the small ticket windows either side of the entrances on the East and West side of the stadium.  Tickets for the covered seats cost 4Lv (£1.60) andfor behind the goal they are 2.5Lv (£1).

It’s All Right In White Russia

Since the final whistle blew in the Maksimir stadium in Zagreb on the 10th September, the optimism surrounding the England team, and more importantly our chances of reaching South Africa (or is it Germany Mr Blatter??) in June 2010 has risen dramatically. The four weeks between the Croatian game and the next set of games with Kazakhstan at Wembley and Belarus in Minsk had been awash with talk about whether Capello was going to break up the winning team, replace Barry with Gerard or bring back Michael Owen.

The loyal fans however were more worried about trying to sort out Visa’s, travel into the country and where we would be drinking. Belarus only normally gets just under 4,000 annual visitors from the UK so this game was seen as very high profile as it would deliver almost the same number into Minsk in a 48 hour period. With only a couple of direct flights from England most fans had to look at alternatives once again. The most popular routes were via Lithuania and Poland, taking advantage of a cheap night out in the likes of Vilnius and Warsaw before a train down into Minsk. It looked so easy on paper.

However, every single train trip into Belarus (and consequently out) required a stop at the border where the carriages of the train would need to be lifted off the wheels and transferred onto a new set of wheels as the Belarusian rail network used a different gauge. This was historically to stop invaders trying to use the rail network to invade the old Soviet Union, but now it just acted as a massive incovenience as it took up to 2 hours to complete the task. And this was always done in the middle of the night so that any sleepers (excuse the pun) would be woken up. Of course once the work was done and they could return to their slumber they would be woken again by the border guards who would need to check visas.

Talking of visas it is worth a little comment here about this anarchaic process. Why do we still need to jump through hoops just to get a stamp to enter a country in these days? The two page visa application required for my trip, which would see me in the country for less than 16 hours and not include an overnight stay, asked me questions such as my wife’s maiden name, and the names of my children? Why? Are they planning on sending them birthday cards or checking CMF’s GCSE records? After going through the pain of trying to get my Russian visa two years previous I intended to use the services of a private company. Due to work commitments and my reluctance to let go of my passport I delayed applying for my visa until late September, by which the Belarusians had realised that they were only charging £19 for a visa, which if applied for the other way round (Belarusians visiting the UK) would have been £63. So without warning the price trebled and I ended up paying almost as much for the visa as I did for my whole trip.  And that made me feel really good when on landing in Minsk I was told that they could process one there and then for $30!

Belarus is known as White Russia, not because of the snow that falls but because of the race of people who first settled the area – the Slavic tribes. It was first claimed as Russian territory in the late 18th century and stayed that way until the end of the First World War when it claimed independence as the Belarusian People’s Republic. Unfortunately this situation lasted less than a year before it was back under Soviet Rule.

In the Second World War the city was decimated, firstly by the invading Nazi’s who ruled the whole country by 1944, and then again by the Soviets as they repelled the Germans. The whole of Minsk was basically flattened and approximately 25% of the population of the country lost their lives. Life under Stalin was far from easy after the war as he saw Belarus at the frontier of Western temptations so he imposed harsh conditions on the people.

When the Soviet Empire fell in 1991 the Belarusians were the least prepared state in the old republic and struggled to cope with life not being tied to Mother Russia’s apron strings. Today, the country has changed, but it still retains some of the Soviet scepticism. Minsk has more police per capita than anywhere else in the world, and this trip was always going to be an excuse for them all to come out to play.

The only real option open to me for this trip was the Thomas Cook day trip from Gatwick. Rob the Red was in the car for this one along with Dennis who was making his England Fans away trip debut.  Thomas Cook had recently lost their franchise to print money from the England fans and this was to be their last official trip as from November the German firm TUI would take over ripping the fans off on a regular basis.  It did mean a 3am start from SE9 but spirits were high both from the senior team’s 5-1 win against Kazakhstan on Saturday as well as the victorious Under 21′s performance at Villa Park the previous night when they did something the senior team haven’t done for nearly four years – qualify for a major tournament when they beat the Welsh over two legs 5-4.

Our chartered flight landed, for once, on time into Minsk after one of those really annoying flights.  Obviously Thomas Cook were trying to get as much money out of us credit crunch hit fans as possible before they lose their franchise because from the first minute of the flight they went to work on us.  Headphones to watch the in flight movie (£2.75), a blanket and pillow (£5) and of course all of the usual duty free crap.  All announced by our stereotypical camp Steward who spent most of the time telling passengers off for “leaving their rubbish in the seat pocket”, “talking too loudly” and “leaving their seat belt undone”.  He also started a witch hunt at one point suggesting that someone had their phone on and could he see everyone’s MP3 player!  Sleep was impossible but at least we could have an early morning beer.  WRONG!  Thomas Cook had deemed this flight was “dry” although they were happy enough to sell us duty free alcohol towards the end of the flight from Mr Dolly Trolley’s dolly trolley.

As expected we were met on landing by dozens of Belarusian military personnel, all sporting huge outsized hats and grim faces.  However, they had at least had the forethought to put some of the better looking personnel behind the immigration counter, and although they tried not to smile, many couldn’t resist the typical English humour, which did lead to a few faces cracking. 

So that was it.  Thirty minutes after landing we were all on our coaches.  The so called fuss and delays did not materialise and it was amazing that there was a general lack of people trying to exploit us as we had been subjected to in Zagreb, Skopje and Moscow.  The presence of a couple of British Bobbies was the major story, and as we would come to see them throughout the day, locals were queuing up to have their photo taken with them laughing at their strange hats – pot, kettle. black as they say!  The coaches left with a full police escort and we powered down the empty motorways then bisected fields with rural peasants using old fashioned farming equipment to tend their crops.  It seemed that this particular motorway had only been built to serve the airport, as we drove for miles without passing another car on either side of the carriageway.

We eventually reached the city outskirts after 35 minutes and soon were transported back into 1960′s Russia with huge ugly grey concrete housing developments, people queuing at bus stops and strange kiosks offering all sorts of home brew treats every few hundred yards.  Everyone stood and stared at our convoy and it struck me that this was the closest most of these people had seen to royalty.  It must have also been one of the biggest police operations for many years, and they revelled in the opportunity to speed along the roads, closing them off in rolling roadblocks and bearing their weapons.

The coaches were parked opposite the stadium and we were herded across the main road.  Our guide, Tania, who had promised to show us a “good time” in Minsk actually meant directions to the nearest cashpoint, McDonalds and Irish Bar – as she had been told this is what all England fans wanted so she led the way.  We walked passed the stadium and noticed the gates were open and diverted inside.  Soon Tania’s following party had decided that the good time would start with a wander around the stadium, much to her disgust as obviously she was on commission from the numerous bars that she was going to take us in.

After a wander around the stadium, where we took the opportunity to sit on the bench and even a brave soul who decided to run onto the pitch, we headed off down the main drag to the supposed nearest ATM, which of course didn’t work.  However, in the shed (well it was a wooden structure, and had a felt roof) next door was a bank supposedly.  So in we went and were greeted with a nice smile and a flash of legs as the blonde behind the counter was sitting back on her chair with her feet up.  It was indeed a bank and my £20 got me 38,900 Belarusian Roubles, including 2 x 10 Rouble notes that were worth the equivalent of a quarter of a pence.  As we exited the Shed Bank, we bumped into the odious Mike Parry, of Talksport fame.  “All right lads” he quipped “Seen any action?”  We simply ignored him and walked off – not giving him the satisfaction of any lies he would then spin later on air.

We walked the 500 yards up Niezalieznasci, the main road through the city centre looking for a place to eat.  So far England fans seemed to be thin on the ground, although there were hardly a lot of bars around this area of the city.  What there was though were hundreds of women walking around with tiny skirts and long boots on.  Obviously the arrival of 2,500 England fans had caused them to dig out their Sunday best and go on full husband alert, and they seemed to love the attention.  We saw them at various points during the day casually walk backwards and forwards past the bars full of fans, stopping in the middle of the street and bending down as if to pick something up and basically doing anything they could to draw attention to their fine assets.

We eventually came to a decision point in the day.  We all wanted to eat and restaurants were thin on the ground.  Close to the main square, Kastrycnickaia, was a major junction with a McDonalds, TGI Fridays and a local restaurant.  We ruled out McDonalds as we would have to cross the very busy main road, so we flipped a coin and it came down in favour of TGI Fridays.  Big mistake.  We entered the restaurant and there was only about a dozen tables taken, all with England Fans.  Ten minutes later we got menus, another ten minutes and they took our drink order (4 cokes).  Ten minutes later we were told there was only 3 cokes left in the bar so could we change our order.  Ten minutes later we ordered our food.  Thirty minutes later Rob’s and Shent’s food turned up.  Twenty minutes later after numerous complaints Dan and my meals turned up, looking suspiciously like it had come from McDonalds across the road (including the obligatory pickle inside the burger).  By this stage the restaurant was full and they announced they had run out of Coke, Fanta, Sprite and ultimately bottled beer.  Amid all of this chaos I saw a familiar face.  In one of those bizarre “what the fuck are you doing here?” situations, I saw my postman, Jamie, sitting at the bar.  Granted I knew he was an EnglandFan, and I knew he travelled abroad but you never really put 2 and 2 together in such situations!  At least I had an opportunity to berate him about the post we keep getting for our next door neighbours.

We had been in the restaurant for nearly two hours when we tried to get the bill.  Tables all around us had simply given up the ghost and left after waiting so long for their food, yet they still brought it out and placed it on empty tables as if they expected the diners to miraculously return!  We eventually decided to walk out without paying, in full knowledge that Belarus was the only country in Europe that has retained the death penalty and that probably they had a statute that made leaving a Western chain of restaurants without paying a capital punishment offence.  However, it had the desired effect and we were presented with a bill by the burly manager.  We paid the 87,000 Roubles (or £20 for lunch) and he “assumed” that the additional 13,000 we had given him was a tip and we didn’t want any change.  Customer Experience at its best!

With 8 hours still to kick off we planned on an afternoon of sightseeing.  One of the warnings we had been given by the authorities was that taking pictures of the KGB building and Palace of the Republic in Kastrycnickaia was a strict no-no.  So of course if you wanted to find out exactly which building this was you just had to head for the building where all of the England fans were standing outside with their cameras!  Across the square was the highlight of the city centre, the Belarusian State Museum of the Great Patriotic War, depicting the struggle of the nation between 1941 and 1945.  I appreciate that the number of English speaking visitors is low on an annual basis bit we did not have a clue as to what the exhibits were about as they had no English text.  We were, however, followed around by a giggling school party of girls who obviously saw the opportunity to try and snare a husband early in life.  And that was the highpoint of our sightseeing.  We wandered around for another hour, more in awe of the skirt/boot combinations than any other sights.  Based on our 3am start tiredness was beginning to take effect and so we headed back to the Hotel Planeta, where Dan and Shents were staying and spent the rest of the afternoon watching snooker on Eurosport.  Initially I had been due to put on the sheepskin coach to help in the Fans match, but the events of the day so far had left me without inspiration so I left it to the new manager to lead them to glorious defeat (which he duly obliged with a 8-2 defeat).

We managed to sneak onto a coach that had been laid on by the hotel for fans going to the game and were delivered back outside the Crown Plaza hotel, where the team were staying.  I bet the players had never stayed so close to a major stadium before, as we paced it out it was 123 steps from hotel steps to entrance to stadium, but of course the FA wanted to do their bit for the environment by arranging a coach with police escort for the 100 yard drive.  We waited around outside for a while and Rob the Red was approached for his autograph.  After confirming exactly who he thought he was, Rob duly obliged and more and more fans came over and asked him for the same – very strange.  Outside the hotel our two bobbies were again centre of attention and lining up for pictures with the locals.  I suppose it makes a change from ducking bullets in Southwark.

We headed round the stadium towards our gate, with the temperatures dropping.  However, the local ladies were still trying to find their export husband so kept to their dress code despite the freezing conditions.  We were thoroughly frisked, tickets checked twice and then frisked again before we were allowed into the away fans “compound”.  It was good that they had thought of everything.  One small refreshment stand, one tiny souvenir stand selling all of your balsa wood accessories you have never wanted, hundreds of portaloos and prostitutes.  Oh yes, the authorities had obviously felt sorry for us with 90 minutes to go to kick off so had laid on some entertainment.  With so many portaloos available they obviously fancied their chances of a nice little earner before the game but no one was buying and with time ticking down to kick off they headed off into the stadium, obviously looking for a local customer.

Belarus 1 England 3 – 2010 World Cup Qualifier – Minsk – Wednesday 15th October 2008

The scoreboard says it all - in Russian!

The scoreboard says it all - in Russian!

 The authorities had allocated the England fans seats along the side of the pitch which gave us a great view of the action.  They also did their bit to get the crowd going with very loud techno rock music being pumped out of huge speakers right in front of our section.  Just before kick off they filled the pitch with children with bunches of balloons that were released as the teams lined up for the national anthems.

The band then threw us a curve ball.  Not only did they play the anthem slowly so that by the time we finished signing, they were only 3/4th’s of the way through, but they added a second verse.  With only a few of us knowing “O Lord our God arise” the majority reverted back to verse one again.

So with Ashley “Boo Who” Cole out through injury, and John “I respect referees” Terry out still the team had a familiar look to the one that had started on Saturday.  My concern about Cole is that apart from being THE most hated person to play football in this country, he was in many people’s opinions, average.  So to replace him with the person who plays as his reserve at club level suggests that we are desperately short of cover in this area.  Add the continuing presence of Mr Baked Bean head at right back and the whole footballing world could see how week we are in this area.  Barry, Lampard and Gerard had been included in midfield with Rooney and Walcott adding pace down the flanks and the born again Emile Heskey (“He used to be shite, but now he’s alright”) acting as the link man.

The game started at quite a pace and Belarus soon showed by Capello had been wary of them as they created a number of good opportunities in and around the box.  However, it was England who took the lead on 11 minutes with a classic Steven Gerard shot from 25 yards beating the goal keeper and nestling in the back of the net.

England then sat back on the lead, inviting the Belarusians to attack, and it was no surprise when they equalized after a good move left Sitko, the central midfielder, unmarked in the penalty area and he headed home.  In the past the team might have folded but this new England squad under the Italian are made of sterner things, and so they simply buckled up and carried the game back to the home team.  One all at half time was no disgrace and the fans appreciated that.

The second half started with the home fans turning up the atmosphere a notch.  It was never intimidating as it had been in Zagreb, but it was certainly loud and passionate.  However, England struck another blow in the 50th minute as Rooney finished smartly from close range to score in his third consecutive game.  Twenty five minutes later and the impressive Heskey broke clear of the defence and set up Rooney to score the third and put the game to bed.

The authorities had said they would keep us in for fifteen minutes and they were true to their word.  Five minutes later we were on the coaches waiting to leave.  Except one of our passengers was missing.  To make it worse his mate hadn’t seen him since lunchtime, still had his jacket which had his camera, passport and mobile phone in.  After a wait of 30 minutes with Thomas Cook staff trying to call local hospitals and police stations we headed off.  A much needed hour trip on the snooze express I awoke at the airport and we started the process of going through security.  Initially we had been due to depart at 12.30am, but it was already 12.45am so the best we could hope for was 1.30am.  However, we had no factored in the thoroughness (or was it simply beauocracy) of the authorities.  We were all asked to queue up outside the security area, and then they invited us in one at a time.

Step One – Check boarding card for signs of forgery (bear in mind the seat numbers had been written on in pen by Thomas Cook at Gatwick earlier in the day).

Step Two – Put bags and coats through X-ray machine

Step Three – Check boarding card against passenger list

Step Four – Hand over passport and have visa stamped

Step Five – Hand over passport to another immigration officer who removed landing card

Step Six – Check boarding card against passport

Step Seven – Put bags and coats through smaller X-ray machine

We then were told that under no circumstances were we to take Belarusian Roubles out of the country.  Fortunately they had opened their duty free especially for us, and took pleasure in offering us the finest potato vodka, and the latest Belarusian scent – Tractoria!  Most people simply wanted to get on a plane and go to sleep but it took another hour before we were finally allowed to depart some 3 hours late. Someone had obviously had a word with John Inman on the plane as this time around he arranged for food to be served as soon as we were in the air and then he shut up.

Oh, our missing passenger had also turned up by this point as well.  Apparently he had fallen asleep in a disabled toilet after one too many at lunch.  He consequently missed the game, had his wallet stolen and then had to pay for a cab to the airport to catch us up which he managed after getting £100 wired to a Western Union office.  The evils of alcohol in a foreign country!

So at 5.25am I opened the door of Chez Fuller and crawled into bed, knowing I was due up in less than 3 hours.  CMF rolled over and asked me the killer question – “Was it worth it?”  If I think of the dull buildings, the lack of food and drink, the depressing conditions of life for the locals and the simple lack of anything to do then it would be a negative answer.  But if I think about the passion they showed for the game, the smiles on the faces of some of the locals and those boots then it was definitely a “oh yes”!

 

About the Dinamo Stadion
The national stadium of Belarus is a typical Soviet affair. Big imposing floodlights towering over an open air bowl of a multi-purpose stadium. What that basically translates to is a visitor experience that is unpleasant to say the least. This means that for 10 months of the year it is either too wet, too cold or too hot to really enjoy a game in the open air seats. Come spring time and it is a wonderful venue though! The presence of the athletics track is an irritation – especially if you are in the stands behind the goals where the height of the converted terracing means views are poor.

The two tiered main stand does offer some better views, and is worth the extra few roubles for a seat here if you can. During the qualifying tournament for Euro 2008 the national team averaged 21,000 for the games played in Minsk which is almost ten times the average attendance when Dinamo are at home meaning that you should have no problems at all getting in to see a ticket here. For the 2010 tournament the top tier was not opened.

The stadium was originally built in the early 1930′s and opened in 1934 with a capacity of over 50,000. It was badly damaged during the conflict in the 1950′s and was completely re-constructed before opening again in 1954. The stadium went through a major re-construction and redevelopment programme in the late 1970′s in time for it to be a major venue in the 1980′s Summer Olympics football tournament. Whilst the stadium did not host the most attractive matches, it provided enough interest to sell out the quarter final match between Yugoslavia and Algeria.

Who plays there?
The Dinamo Stadion is currently home to the National team as well as Belarus’s most famous club – Dinamo Minsk. Dinamo are the only club from the state of Belarus to have played in the Soviet Top League – and actually winning the title in 1982. They played the following season in the European Cup for the first time, reaching the quarter finals before they lost 2-1 on aggregate to Dinamo Bucharest.

Since the fall of the Soviet empire the team have had limited success in the newly formed national league. They won the first six Belarusian Premier Leagues – a similar situation to the position of Dynamo Kiev and Skonto Riga in Ukraine and Latvia respectively. However, as with many other Dinamo teams (teams controlled by the State Police), since the fall of communist rule, funding has become more and more difficult to get hold of and so performances on the pitch have declined.

Since 1997 the club have won one single championship in 2004, although they also won the Belarusian Cup in 2003 beating FC Lakamatyu Minsk 2-0. Although they finished runners up in the league to FC Bate, they look painfully short of talent on the field under the leadership of Peter Kachuro. The current squad is a mixture of young Belarusians and the more and more common smattering of 2nd rate Brazilians and Africans.

The national team have not yet made an impression on European football. Their most famous result ever was actually against England B in Reading when they won 2-1. Their first ever competitive international was on the 7th September 1994 when they lost 1-0 in Oslo to Norway. They did win their first home game though against Luxembourg 2-0. They finished bottom of the next few qualifying tournaments but in 2006 they nearly upset the apple cart, losing their last game away in Cardiff to Wales which if they would have won they would have qualified for the Play offs at the expense of Ukraine. Under the captaincy of Arsenal’s Alexander Hleb the team struggled in a tough group for Euro 2008, finishing fourth in the end behind Romania, Netherlands and Bulgaria.

How to get there
The stadium is no more than a 5 minute walk north east of the main station. Simply exit the station and follow Ульяновская to the ground. From the Palast de Republik simply head south down Ул ленина – approximately a 10 minute walk.

Getting a ticket
It has been along time since a game at the Dinamo stadium sold out. During qualifying for Euro 2008 they averaged just over 20,000. Any empty seats in the stadium tend to be filled up with the Belarusian army, giving the impression that the stands are fuller than they really are. Tickets for home internationals are sold via the Belarusian website at http://www.bff.by. Tickets for Dinamo Minsk games are sold from the small cabins around the stadium – with an average attendance of under 2,000 you will have no problems getting a ticket. Tickets for the upper tier of the main stand cost 5000BYB.

Getting around
The Minsk metro runs from 5.30am to 1am daily, and offers regular safe trains, in a network similar in design to Moscow. Fares are 600BYB for a single journey. The network has two lines, running across the city with 25 stations. The two lines cross at Oktyabr’skaya. To complement the rest of the network there is an extensive route map of buses and trams – with single tickets also 600BYB.